Communism

A mental disorder

"Communism works. The Holodomor wasn't a genocide, but the Kulaks deserved it."

by Cynical Corgi February 2, 2022

Social-communism

Ideology systematically developed by Spanish politicians Pedro Sánchez and Pablo Iglesias involving a synthesis of socialism, communism, and separatism. Other unique elements of the ideology include a fondness for taxpayer-funded private airplane rides and ostentatious housing (often referred to by the more convenient name of "ponytail's crib").

- Will you be voting for Pedro Sánchez next elections?
- No, I refuse to support social-communism.

by Jalapeño October 22, 2020

communication rape

the act of over-communication weather it be on facebook, text messages or phone calls.

Heather :"Take a shower and then you can communication rape me"

Dude 1: "Bro she wouldn't leave me alone. She kept obsessively texting and facebooking me."

Dude 2: "You my friend, have been a victim of communication rape. You should tell someone."

by call_me_kels December 1, 2011

Communicatable

To be in a position to communicate. Including but not limited to talk, text, instant messenger, Snapchat and other forms of modern communication.

Damn bitch you be communicatable or your husband be home?

by MonkeyOink May 5, 2014

Decapitated Communication

Communication not directly involving the head or, by extension, the body. This includes any form of internet chat aswell as, technically, letters. The significance of it is that the lack of emotion and tone inputs into decapitated conversations can cause serious miscommunications. A simple example is the difficulty of conveying sarcasm via writing. While not impossible, it is much more difficult than when talking to someone. Importantly, decapitated communication is not the same as long distance communication, as many luddites will have you believe. Video chatting, for instance, is not decapitated. Neither is simply talking on the phone. In both of these cases, there is direct input of the head - in the case of the phone, it is only voice but it is still sufficient to make communication much more seamless.

Emoticons were a noble attempt at overcoming the barriers of decapitated communication, despite achieving only limited success.

The limitations of decapitated communication make discussions about emotional situations, such as relationships, clumsy and often unsuccessful. It is because of decapitation that such conversations can often take a turn for the worse.

by The Recapitator January 14, 2012

Clickbait Communicator

A person who purposely makes vague statements in an attempt to make you engage with them in conversation, or in some cases to upset you.

Examples of a Clickbait communicator

EX GF: Based on everything that has transpired between us, I am now going to proceed.
EX BF: Proceed with what?
EX GF: I'm taking final action based on the circumstances.
EX BF: What does that mean? Are you OK?
EX GF: Yeah everything is great!!!!

Coworker: I just talked to the boss and got some really interesting information on the down low.

You: OK, what's up?
Coworker: Nothing much; just some things that are going to happen.
You: What are you trying to tell me?
Coworker: Nothing really, we just had a discussion. It was nothing.

by DominiqueBretodeau February 1, 2022

means of communication

The definition for the ways you can use media to spread information.
Any social media you use for the meaning cited above.

The today's actual means of communication are journal, magazines, internet, facebook...

by Mag Trevisan July 28, 2017