chumming

when you are having gay sex in the ocean and the cum leaks out of you into the ocean.

Mike and Joe were having sex and caught chumming in the ocean

by sentientobjectcorn February 9, 2024

Cummingbird

When you paint your dick red, cover it in maple syrup, and stand next to a hummingbird feeder until a hummingbird lands on your dick and feeds from your urethra

I dick is sore and sunburned from doing the cummingbird yesterday afternoon.

by THORAXX666 October 6, 2023

Crumming

The act of making crums while eating

I was eating dinner and noticed I was crumming all over the table.

by Kiki tangra November 24, 2023

Chumming

When a person gambles a good amount of money on a slot machine which in theory makes the machine ready for a big win for the next person who plays on the machine.

Oh I have to get on that machine when Bernice gets off of it. She been chumming that machine for the last hour, it's gotta win!

by N8Stylo February 18, 2024

Clumping

The act of congealing clumps of jizz and throwing them at people (akin to a monkey throwing poop).

"I went clumping with my friends last Monday"
"I just clumped tons of people on main street"
"I'm gonna clump Sarah later today"

by Brewerzoid November 15, 2024

Cummingly

When you do something with such steeze it makes people around you cum their pants. To do something cummingly is to do something so perfectly it itches the sexual part of a bystanders brain.

Lebron James shot that ball cummingly.

by footlongdick November 20, 2024

Cumming in your coffee

Used when you are messing with someone instead of “I’m kidding” or “just messing with you”

Don’t get mad dude, I’m just cumming in your coffee.

by Coffee Creamer December 13, 2024