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Get the Colorado Kodiak mug.Mom: Honey, get ready for school!
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Mom: Oh right, then I guess you'll have to help me pull out some weeds *wink*
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by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018
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Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.
by Dr Hill February 19, 2024
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by Grodon Fereman November 22, 2020
Get the colorado coathanger mug.When your partner squirts whipped cream up their ass, squats down on your face and proceeds to blast said ass cream directly in your mouth and nose. Often leaving a white, frothy mound from forehead to chin.
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