The Clemens

Injecting your junk with a shot of lidocane, waiting for numbness.. then taking a whack.

Named in honor of lidocane using pitcher roger clemens

Lucas was tired of his young girlfriend toddette not giving him any, so he decided to give himself the clemens.

by zeus111 February 27, 2008

Thin Client

When a guy has a really thin dick and its compared to a shitty fake computer some work places use . A small dick that doesn't work and shitty computer that doesn't work are one in the same.

Gina tried to bang him but his thin client was useless.

small dick thin

by DRoyNEC May 3, 2011

dick claimer

A drunk notice you send to your boy to request his services, time and place often given too.

Got sent a dick claimer last night but couldn't make it.

by talivathi December 9, 2017

san clemente boys

Disrespectful little shits also racist asf. They are all so hot tho. They fuck with homeless people and anyone they see. The best and funniest guys ever. Have the biggest egos and call everyone a fag but themselves. Also smoke hella weed. But living the life with there homies. Beat the shit outta anyone when there is a minor convenience.

Do you know the san clemente boys?
Yea i fuck with those guys

by billybobby168 February 8, 2021

chimerical

Amazing or fantastic, special, very cool, or unexpected.

"Making up your own slang form of a language is chimerical."

by Leb January 31, 2004

chimechanga

delicious mexican food entre which consists of a mixture of cheese, tortilla, and chicken. (otherwise known as the quesadilla, fajita, and enchilada--but not to be confused with the burrito which quite originally has beans, cheese, a tortilla, and chicken.)

(to waiter at mexican food restauraunt) umm i think i'll have the uhhh..uhm...quesadilla? no wait uhh! the fajitas! gah no i want an enchilada--ok ya i'll take that...no...uh ah you idiot! im so sorry i am such a complete fool but i know what i want--i want the chimechanga--no no lets see...ok no i am definetely in the mood for some quesadillas yep i'll have the quesadillas.

(in waiters mind) poor sucker...they're all the same...

by dfisdfsdlfj May 16, 2007

Clementine(s)

1. the 4 most amazing people ever! L,R,A,N.
or

2. woman's boobs whose arent as big to be called melons but not to small to be called grapes. usually they are satisfactory, but some guys that are tools may not be satisfied.

Guy: dude... look at the clementine(s) on that girl.

Tool: ehh.. there not bigg enough for mee.

by lalalalalalalalalalallalalalau January 13, 2009