Climbing Mount Improbable

Climbing Mount Improbable is best described in the Hymn to Evolution by C.S. Lewis:

Lead us, Evolution, lead us

Up the future's endless stair:

Chop us, change us, prod us, weed us.

For stagnation is despair:

Groping, guessing, yet progressing,

Lead us nobody knows where.

Wrong or justice in the present,

Joy or sorrow, what are they

While there's always jam to-morrow,

While we tread the onward way?

Never knowing where we're going,

We can never go astray.

Never knowing where we're going, we can never go astray pretty much sums up the whole concept of Climbing Mount Improbable.

by annelisefrench September 23, 2010

cyclone fence climbers

any shoes or boots with pointed toes; cowboy boots are a great example!

Man; check out those "Cyclone Fence Climbers"!

by Kym Rouleau October 27, 2007

chimba

In english it means woman pussy; or in others therms it means lucky man, en español se refiere a la vajina; en otro sentido la palabra chimbero significa debuenas o suertudo

I'm love the pussies
me gusta la chimba

by xavi julian April 11, 2008

Mountain Climber

When one guy stands at attention with his dong hanging out while another guy makes the mountain climber pose. The mountain climber then grabs the guy's dong and pulls like he's grabbing a rope to make his way up Mt. Everest. The guy getting pulled must then yodel for the climber to stop once it becomes too painful.

Me and my buddy saw Cliffhanger the other night and decided to do the mountain climber.

by Bubbabobobbrain August 17, 2008

kom chimbee

Affectionate term for the female pee flower.

Just the mere fact that not only grown women have a kom chimbee but little young carefree girls do too. That grownup women love to have it licked by their sister to feel babyly loved and heavened feeling as if her sister is her mommy. But that not just adults can love giving other grownup women lickee but they can even love to licke little beautiful young innocent girls to heaven if they are beautiful themself enough to go that far with a little girl to express her motherly love, just as long as she herself in her physical adulthood is still childly pure at body, voice and soul.

by skankyelectricguy1 August 12, 2010

Ice climbing

Marrying someone for their methamphetamine or diamonds.

She's just ice climbing. If he didn't have the meth hook up, she wouldn't be interested in him.

by aztecus March 13, 2011

clibble

A technique used in orally pleasuring a female. Bringing a female partner to the edge of orgasm, then gently biting her clitoris, thus driving her over the edge into ecstasy. Often results in the release of female ejaculate; use caution.

She was so hard to get off last night, man. I had to resort to using a clibble to finish the deed.

I've always been a champion clibbler: girls come back for more even when it hurts.

by anuspeenus June 1, 2009