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clease

When you laugh so much you start crying
Bro that joke was so funny it made me clease!
by Rapideu July 2, 2016
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Clement

To Clement.
You've just really clemented then.
You have so not just clemented?!
by Jim Stallone April 16, 2009
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Clemsoning

Rising to the occasion in kingly fashion to attain victory at the highest level, performed with grace, honor and class. Often, but not always associated with being the underdog or recipient of harsh criticism from cynics or skeptics.
Rocky Balboa's defeat of Ivan Drago was a true Clemsoning in its finest.
by KRUTON_CC January 13, 2017
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clementi

Muzio Clementi
(1752-1832)
Italian classical composer, first to write specifically for the piano. Rather obscure to the general public, but featured often in the Canadian Royal Conservatory of Music repertoire, in the higher grades. Based on my own expericence, specially loved by students of the piano.
Has anyone else loved learning anything from Clementi's Opus 36?
by andò? July 16, 2008
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Clementia

Clementia is the Greek Goddess of forgiveness.

When an individual makes a mistake on their part and have graciously been blessed with forgiveness by the upset individual, it is customary practice in Ancient Greece to travel to where the ancient statue of Clementia stands and complete a forgiveness ritual. The ritual includes thanking Clementia for her kind gift of forgiveness and also to thank the individual who has accepted your apology.
Upon reaching the great foot hills of Olympus.

*kneeling down by the statue*
Clara: "dear mother Clementia. Thank you forgiveness and i thank the person i thank the person who forgave me..."

Clementia: "CLAAAAARRRAAA... i heard you made a boo boo. This is serious problems... we may need to consult the vatican"

Clara: *eyes wide in fear* "no dear mother, for the love of god please I promise i'll never do it again... i mean YOU SPOKE?"

Clementia: "Okay my child, i'll still have to consult with Zeus, however."

2 hours later:

Clementia: "Its okay. Zeus has give the green light... you may continue on your travels now."

Clara: "Thank you God and Thank you Clementia..."
by Clara.blond June 2, 2010
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Clams

Someones hands that are very disgusting and have the look and feel of a dead animal
Marcus:Dude today i was with simon he touched my arm with his clams and when i get home im going to take a three-hour shower
by clamy mc. nasty March 1, 2007
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Clements

an crazy ass tuba player in a band and has long girlie hair,and not quite has a o'clock shadow, loves to shop and dance and
has a spike coming out if his lip and .dated a she beast( and i mean huge....bitch that everyone hates.
a very awesome person in general
(thats right will your not awesome any more)
That clements is so kick ass at playing th tuba.
by KRI$$&Y December 19, 2008
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