The Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise

When you're boning your beezey and you take a can of Campbell's Chunky Soup (the beefier, the better) and pour it into your lady friend's badge. Then you resume fucking her. Afterwards, you serve the soup to your family for dinner

(For an additional twist, wait till your lady is on her period and use Campbell's Tomato soup, while repeating the same steps)

Mom: "Wow, Steven, this soup is delicious!"

Steven: "You bet! Its the Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise!!"

by John Calvin Sargent Jr. March 14, 2008

chunky

it meanns tight ;phat, thro

mann dawg dem forces are chunky

by vicktoria November 18, 2003

Chunky Chicken Noodle Soup

After two men take shits without wiping, they stand back to back while naked. A third person lays underneath them with his mouth underneath their butts. Someone poors hot chunky chicken noodle soup down the two mens backs. After the soup flows through their backs and between their dirty gooches, the man underneath will drink/eat the chicken noodle soup.

I was really hungry so me and my friends had some Chunky Chicken Noodle Soup

by Michael Veerman November 22, 2011

Thick and Chunky

A mixture of pink juice, coke, absolute vodka, and captain morgan. It tastes delicious.

Yo whip me up some of that thick and chunky.

by gooooons March 22, 2009

chunky finger

going the brown

charles likes to lick the chunky finger

by shickolata May 5, 2003

chunky drunky

a person who gets completely shitfaced then pukes up chunks of their meal usually on an innocent bystander

Buffy: I am so pissed at Liz!

Becky: WHY? What happened?

Buffy: She pulled a "chunky drunky" at the club last night, got completely shitfaced and puked chunks of her pot roast all over my new leather jacket.

Becky: Bummer! I would throw that nasty thing out and tell her to buy you a new one!

by poser1212 November 20, 2010

Chunky Boston

The Chunky Boston is when a someone takes a big ol chunky shit on the hood of someones car for parking like a a-hole

yo what an asshole did you see the way that guy parked, don't worry i left him a Chunky Boston

by CobraTheAsshole7 June 16, 2019