The christening

When you climax as poop hits the toilet water creating a splash that touches your butthole.

Ethel gave me a blumpkin and I experienced the christening.

by Blessed_mother July 2, 2018

Haley Crystel Sutton

A cheer queen; that we stan

Haley Crystel Sutton is a cheer queen

by thicc-icon September 9, 2018

Fritz Chrysler

Early-20th-century dude who both wrote/played lovely violin-music and invented a well-known brand of auto-bubble.

It's too bad dat in-dash car-stereos didn't become popular till da '70's after Fritz Chrysler had passed away, or he night have included some tapes of his violin-music with a new-car purchase for his customers to enjoy.

by QuacksO July 22, 2019

alex christe

dumb bitch next to me

fuck off alex christe

by ackakcakckakckkackakakackkacka September 14, 2020

Buffalo Christening

When you’re eating wings and holding a baby, and drip some hot sauce and/or Blue cheese on their head.

I was watching the Bills game and gave the baby a Buffalo Christening

by Painterpeet November 15, 2020

Andreas Christensen

An amazing and underrated defender that plays for Chelsea and gets less credit cause he plays under the terrorist named Tucheliban. Has no weaknesses and is the best ball playing centre back in premier league history.

Chelsea fan: "Wait, what? Andreas Christensen has 42 clean sheets in his last 52 games? That's insane!"

Man City fan: "Everyone could get those numbers in a seven at the back terrorist system, he would flop playing for Pep's blues."

by Sxne19iv2 is weird November 23, 2021

Mason Christensen

he is the best person in the world and will beat you shit out of you and if you mess with him he will have to take extra time to make sure you don't do it again and if you see one you should treasure him because he is the best thing in the world and has the best thing in the world and it breaks records. he is insane at rapping and knows how to use his thing as if he was a god . if you see a mason you should befriend him at sight and maybe even more

your so lucky to have Mason Christensen

by the true identity finder February 25, 2022