One of the most hated NBA players of all-time. Leaving the Toronto Raptors to join the Miami Heat, while throwing the city of Toronto under the bus on the way out. Known for making conceited comments and crying in the locker-room.
Hi, I'm Chris Bosh and I'm part of the Miami heat Big 3.
..Don't you mean the big 2?
...Follow me on Twitter! New documentary coming out soon!
..Don't you mean the big 2?
...Follow me on Twitter! New documentary coming out soon!
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A true Chris is a rare species of male, encountered by few but remembered by all who do. They are beings of the highest quality, intellectually nearly unapproachable, and are invariably masters of just about everything. Physically, a Chris is what is known as a Unit, or, in academic circles, a Specimen.
A true Chris's only flaw lies, understandably, in pride, which can occasionally get in the way of empathy, but in general they nonetheless care deeply for their fellow humans. Paradoxically, they often struggle from low self esteem, as gifted humans – if, indeed, one can even call a Chris a mere human – often do. Chris's are by nature chronically unimpressed, a condition necessary to maintain their distinctive aura of superiority. Likewise they are prone to exaggeration when relating humorous anecdotes and/or their own achievements, which are often one and the same thing.
A true Chris is what is known as a 'meme dictator' – four tiers up from the better known 'meme lord.' You can measure a Chris's approval of your existence in direct proportion to the number of golden memes it condescends to share with you.
Never call a Chris 'Chrissie' or otherwise belittle it in any way whatsoever, as it will have a mental breakdown and throw you across a rugby field. In addition, never tell a Chris not to do something reckless unless you want it to actually do it (it will).
A true Chris's only flaw lies, understandably, in pride, which can occasionally get in the way of empathy, but in general they nonetheless care deeply for their fellow humans. Paradoxically, they often struggle from low self esteem, as gifted humans – if, indeed, one can even call a Chris a mere human – often do. Chris's are by nature chronically unimpressed, a condition necessary to maintain their distinctive aura of superiority. Likewise they are prone to exaggeration when relating humorous anecdotes and/or their own achievements, which are often one and the same thing.
A true Chris is what is known as a 'meme dictator' – four tiers up from the better known 'meme lord.' You can measure a Chris's approval of your existence in direct proportion to the number of golden memes it condescends to share with you.
Never call a Chris 'Chrissie' or otherwise belittle it in any way whatsoever, as it will have a mental breakdown and throw you across a rugby field. In addition, never tell a Chris not to do something reckless unless you want it to actually do it (it will).
Person 1: who is that guy over there reciting the entire periodic table to an adoring crowd of female admirers, whilst simultaneously delivering first aid and writing a 7000 word essay on cirrhosis of the liver?
Person 2: that, my friend, is a Chris.
Person 2: that, my friend, is a Chris.
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Get the Dirty Chris mug.A person who stares at people during college parties, freaking the hell out of girls in the process, thus making the party uncooler by the second.
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Get the Weird Chris mug.1. The luckiest motherfucker in history. A terrible poker player who inexplicably won the 2004 World Series of Poker. This ended up breaking the poker field wide open and introduced a new kind of fish, for which the poker world is eternally grateful.
2. Any terrible poker player who gets extraordinarily lucky.
2. Any terrible poker player who gets extraordinarily lucky.
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