Christopher 

He is a fat man that cant really go a day without mcdonalds and kfc. He often skips school just to be seen at mcdonalds chugging down a double cheese burger with a ice cream,4 stacks of fries,5 chicken wings and 3 cokes. He has a higher chance of pulling his ligaments when he breathes than pulling any girls. His few benefits are his hair which looks like jabba the hut with a farmers hat and his forehead where you can fit all the double mcspicy he ate in his life. He still thinks he can talk to women if farting and nearly having a heart attck whenever you talk counts.

dude youre actually so unhealthy not even jesus can save you man dont be christopher

Christopher by madamliang May 16, 2023

Christopher Q. Willis

“Made America playa again.”

America was full of peons before the Christopher Q. Willis movement.

Christopher Q. Willis by obri May 30, 2023

Christopher's Law 

The exact opposite of Gall's Law; deriving simpler systems from the instant establishment of a complex one, essentially taking more time to form.

Dude 1: Yo how's your game dev project going?
Dude 2: I don't know man... I can't get the standard z-buffered polygon rasterizer to work.
Dude 1: Yo, that's totally Christopher's Law!

Christopher's Law by Harvek July 29, 2023

christopher wanq 

christopher wanf is a hot female who spends most of its time picking them's girlfriends toenails
spends most of his time crushing on his uncle, raiding shotgun

christopher wanq: orens hawt uwu
|| potatoes ||: nou

christopher wanq by window's left nutsa August 2, 2023

Peeping Christopher 

An adult voyeur who enjoys watching small children undress, without the knowledge of the children or their parents.

Derived from "peeping tom" and a reversal of the acronym "CP," which is internet nomenclature for "child pornography."

If I see that man in the bushes outside the window during the kids' bathtime again, I'm going to call the police and report a peeping christopher.

Peeping Christopher by Concerned Parents June 24, 2011

thomas christopher mckinstry 

Thomas Christopher Mckinstry, also known as Tom Clit or O.G. Mackersis a well renowned Dota Warrior who can easily be identified by the vibrant colour of his orange hair or the subtle hint of French faggotry in his deep, manly voice.

Famous Quote: "Guys, I don't know what to do with my arms." - tom Clit (2k13)

Source: facebook.com/tom.mckinstry.96

"Add me on the facebook guys, Thomas Christopher McKinstry..."
"Shut the fuck up lol."

thomas christopher mckinstry by Alex Burns January 9, 2014

Joey Christopher 

A gay faggot that sucks fat long dick

Look at him, hes a Joey Christopher

Joey Christopher by LittleAsian03 September 8, 2016