Baseball mit full of chipped ham

A certain part of the female anatomy that has been overly used, and is just worn-out.

That chick I picked up at the bar last night, had a baseball mit full of chipped ham.

by FromtheVCdays December 4, 2010

Slip Him A Crippler

The artform of sneaking up behind someone, pulling the back of his pants over his head whilst raising your knee up between his leg rapidly.

Stealth wedgy cripple slipper!
Slip him a crippler & watch from a distance!

by Squapstars October 17, 2011

Chippies!

A group of hot babes!

Hey man, let`s go hit on those chippies over there!

by Roland F. Thurlow January 19, 2005

chipper

Somebody who is able to use heroin occasionally, for pleasure, without becoming dependent on it.

Arlo's just a chipper, but those guys he hangs out with are junkies.

by The Finer Definer June 2, 2003

Cripple That Bitch

A Term Used By Guys To Describe What They Would Do Sexually To A Hot Bitch

Dude 1: Man Look At That Fine Ass Hoe
Dude 2: I Would Totally Cripple That Bitch

by PimpMaster K November 21, 2009

Tooth Chipper

A person that comes in to collect on a debt that is a tough guy.

Joe didn't pay the bookie, so he sent out the tooth chipper to collect!

by blackturbo996 March 25, 2010

chippest

Of Anthonate origin, chippest is an irregular verb; the infinitive chippesse is conjugated as follows in the present active indicative:

chippest, chippes, chippest, chippesumus, chippestis, chippesunt

... and so on, following the model of the Latin irregular esse.

Following Megan's lead, we all chippesumus.

by Emily February 18, 2005