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Guaranteed Chance

A 100% chance of an event happening, an absolute, there is no doubt in something happening
"Mate, there is a guaranteed chance I am railing that bird in 3 hours"
by Ruben Dover October 20, 2021
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Cole chance

A bitch ass hoe who lives in Texas who takes it up the butt and got dumped by a member of isis
Damn bro did u hear cole chance likes to get pegged
by playaplayapimp69 April 8, 2022
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Furry Chance Week

Furry Chance Week lasts from 6th november to 12th november and is a way for furries to redeem themselves

For the furry’s perspective they can fake redeeming but must either admit before end of the week or fold
Danny: we have to kill the furries
Jack: but its furry chance week, just give em a chance
Kevin: owo whats dis?
by WatsAPseudonymGuys12345 November 3, 2022
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Low chance

Low chance is when the possibilities of something is low.
Such as there is a more better High chance of the thing you don't or do want to happen.
There is a low chance your seeing this.
by Awildpersonapears! April 24, 2023
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chay/chayenne

She’s a person who is funny, kind, pretty and just the best friend ever. It’s the way she adores her idols and cries every concert :,) It’s the way she can make us laugh when we’re sad. It’s the way we can call for 5+ hours and not get bored of each other. Chay is just an amazing person and i’m glad i met her <3 Thank you forever to ateez for bringing us together and for us to find out we’re family :)
x: “ i love hongjoong!!!”
y: no you don’t cuz no one loves hongjoong as much as chay/chayenne does
by ilovesangi November 3, 2023
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dart of chance

used in the Shakespeare play, Othello: something that is not intended to happen
By dart of chance, Emilia found the lost handkerchief;
After I bought the lottery ticket for fun, it turns out that by sheer dart of chance, I had one the jackpot.
by applejax.son November 28, 2009
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"Will Rogers" second chance

Refers to the rare and off-the-scale-wonderful "lucky break" obtained in the following scenario: you are "just suffering" to say something rude/impolite, but then of course you immediately regret said verbal-indiscretion just as soon as it's slipped past yer flapper. But then --- by the grace of Fate --- the unwitting recipient of your snide remark either hadn't been paying attention properly when you'd uttered your auditory barb, he is a bit hard-of-hearing, or you hadn't been speaking loudly enough to be heard over the distance and/or other background noises that were present at the time, and so your "victim" never actually understood --- nor did he suffer any emotional distress from --- your insult, and so he innocently/apologetically asks you to repeat yourself. But of course, YOU DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO SAY THE MEAN STATEMENT A SECOND TIME --- now that you've "relieved your internal pressure" by initially making the simmery-tempered remark and then THINKING that the other person heard you, you can now proceed more clear-headedly, and so you can simply say, "Nuthin'" or, "Never mind" when the other person asks you what you'd said.
I was heatedly peeved about how long it had taken the local garage to repair my car, so I made a regrettably-choice remark as I entered the office to pay my bill. Fortunately, though, the office's connecting-door was still somewhat ajar as I spoke, and so the din of the noisy garage-tools drowned out my derogatory statement, allowing me a classic "Will Rogers" second chance to just clamp my tongue. Yup, Ol' "Willie R" was right --- "Never miss a good chance to SHUT UP."
by QuacksO November 14, 2018
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