Chandler

Ridiculously low commission voucher on a pre-owned car sale.

Hey bud, did you sell that M5?" "Yep, but I got a Chandler on it, so you didn't miss out on anything good.

by Sales Ninja March 22, 2011

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chander

a little cunt.

guy 1: did chelsea just pussy slap you?
guy 2: yeah shes such a chander.

by spewkyboi October 25, 2018

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A person with a picture of a squirrel with a bazooka as his facebook picture. He is amazingly good at calculus and brawl. Starbucks coffee flows through his veins, yet even with all that caffeine he still sleeps 15 hours a day. He's a funny guy and Minnie loves him...and the number 7.

Milam Chandler is like a pseudo-jesus of starbucks and is also kind of a calculus whore.

by ZehnJLi April 3, 2009

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Chandail

Chandails are usually the most beautiful girls in the whole wide world. They're really good at sex and they are extremely sexy. If you don't have a a chandail in your life, you're doing it wrong. Everyone wants to be a chandail and people are incredibly jealous of them. They also have perfect nipples.

"Omg, she's such a chandail. I want to be her so bad."

by man overboard October 10, 2012

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Shanghai Chandelier

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer EXCEPT the gentleman will dangle his newly grown tail over the lady's chest in anticipation of the drop. Thus creating a chandelier effect. This maneuver should only be attempted by professionals. If you clip too soon, you may ruin the suspense. Too late and you may start losing shards of your "chandelier"

If you're getting bored with the Cleveland Steamer spice it up a bit with the ol' Shanghai Chandelier. BAM!

by poopschmit July 1, 2008

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