fidel castro

the guy i claim to love at the top of my lungs everytime one of these gwalla gwallas tries to get fly with me here in miami, may he live forever just to piss off the trash he dumped on miami

"long live fidel castro"(most cubans will hear that and turn more colors than a bag of skittles,the older ones may go into cardiac arrest)

by castrosbestfriend October 6, 2008

Spoon Castration

To cut off male genitals using a spoon

"i will perform a spoon castration on you, were i will castrate you, using a spoon"

by Phil AKA Luke James CIA July 17, 2007

sneaky castrol

when a chick gives u an blowjob and u make her sneakily knee her in the stomach causing a river of cum to cum out of her nose

yo sara gave brandon and mike a sneaky castrol last night

by branmuffin January 6, 2007

Sneaky Castro

A very erotic act where the male fills up a room with water (yes, an entire room filled to about the ceiling with water) and rides in on a canoe and then proceeds to have sex with the woman.

"So last Saturday, after a long night out, I gave my girlfriend a Sneaky Castro. Man, was that wet and messy."

by azigee April 16, 2006

castribate

masturbating, when beating off, cutting off the shaft immediately during climax, then getting jizz all over your sliced chassis and blood. Mutiliated Genitals are the Ultimate pleasure.

"if you don't stop beating off in front of me, i'm going castribate you!"

by George Philip November 22, 2004

castrati

The plural of castrato.

Not to be confused with bishi, though they look exactly the same.

Am I the only one who thinks that all thin, long-limbed, and androgenous anime boys look like castrati?

by skyblack December 21, 2004

extra extra extra sneaky castro

An extra extra extra sneaky Castro is where you tell you girlfriend you will be performing a “sneaky Castro” but instead you shove 3 Cuban short range smoking missiles into her oriface.

“Last night I had a Extra Extra Extra sneaky Castro with my man”.

by Best_of_defining May 27, 2018