A third-rate Canadian University in a third rate City (Ottawa).
A common joke about Carleton is that the "K" stands for "Quality".
Explanation: The hard "C" in "Carleton" sounds like a "K", which also sounds like the hard "Q" in "Quality", point being Carleton grads can't even spell.
A common joke about Carleton is that the "K" stands for "Quality".
Explanation: The hard "C" in "Carleton" sounds like a "K", which also sounds like the hard "Q" in "Quality", point being Carleton grads can't even spell.
by CarletonGrad February 28, 2010
Get the Carleton mug.John had cable rage, his power supplies were tangled.. And in order to free them of his audio equipment wires he risked pulling his computer off of his desk. The computer mouse and keyboard had already fallen off the desk, hitting his head and back and he is hoping they aren't broken or have any buttons missing. But he knows he cannot lash out, with so many valuable items at risk. This is cable rage, a lonely, frustration driven madness.
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with an amazing hair-trigger, this self-aggrandizing know-it-all is quick tempered and eager to argue the most inane detail into eternity, often using faulty information.
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Get the Carole-Anne mug.1) A person who intentionally likes being an asshole and is also careless.
2) A sketchy person whose behaviours and thoughts towards others are so careless, clumsy, stupid and irresponsible it makes them very asshole-like, even though they aren't intentionally being an asshole. Examples typically include sketchy buyers from your local classifieds, next door neighbors of your sketchy apartment complex, or some incredibly dimwitted kid at school that doesn't know shit.
2) A sketchy person whose behaviours and thoughts towards others are so careless, clumsy, stupid and irresponsible it makes them very asshole-like, even though they aren't intentionally being an asshole. Examples typically include sketchy buyers from your local classifieds, next door neighbors of your sketchy apartment complex, or some incredibly dimwitted kid at school that doesn't know shit.
1) "Man did you see that guy? He is such an asshole, but he's also very careless about his surroundings. Heard he almost got hit by a car once because he wasn't paying attention to the road."
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a. Bill had a buyer who bought his old phone. Next day the buyer returned the phone, claiming the screen was "cracked", when in fact it was only the screen protector that was cracked. The buyer returned Bill his money, but kept all the trivial accessories that came with the phone. The phone box had also been severely disfigured for some reason. What would be the point of keeping all those phone accessories when you have no phone? No one knows, but it was clear to Bill that the buyer didn't care about the accessories at all, she was just a complete careless asshole.
b. Johnny's next door neighbor, a pothead and a high school dropout, asked Johnny if he could stay in his apartment for a few hours as his mom kicked him out. Johnny agreed and let him chill there while he went out to eat. A few hours later he came back, finding that his couch was flipped over, his cupboards ransacked, and his vinyl collection was all over the floor with deep scratches in almost every one. The whole apartment reeked of weed, and there was another unpleasant smell coming from the washroom: his toilet seat was covered with diarrhea. "Fucking careless asshole POS..." murmured Johnny as he cleaned up the place.
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a. Bill had a buyer who bought his old phone. Next day the buyer returned the phone, claiming the screen was "cracked", when in fact it was only the screen protector that was cracked. The buyer returned Bill his money, but kept all the trivial accessories that came with the phone. The phone box had also been severely disfigured for some reason. What would be the point of keeping all those phone accessories when you have no phone? No one knows, but it was clear to Bill that the buyer didn't care about the accessories at all, she was just a complete careless asshole.
b. Johnny's next door neighbor, a pothead and a high school dropout, asked Johnny if he could stay in his apartment for a few hours as his mom kicked him out. Johnny agreed and let him chill there while he went out to eat. A few hours later he came back, finding that his couch was flipped over, his cupboards ransacked, and his vinyl collection was all over the floor with deep scratches in almost every one. The whole apartment reeked of weed, and there was another unpleasant smell coming from the washroom: his toilet seat was covered with diarrhea. "Fucking careless asshole POS..." murmured Johnny as he cleaned up the place.
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The act of disappearing from a fun situation due to a bitchy girlfriend, too much alcohol, and/or general lame excuses.
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