Calanctus

n.
1. A term of strong endearment; the highest compliment.
2. The great person who ever lived; the ruler of the world.

His greatness was like unto Calanctus.

by pr0fessor February 8, 2003

calablous

a retarded lesbien with a dirty pussy

look it is a calablous

by Anonymous September 2, 2003

Calanctus

n.
1. A term of strong endearment; the highest compliment.
2. The greatest person who ever lived; the ruler of the world.

His greatness was like unto a Calanctus.

by pr0fessor May 13, 2005

calaberdan

the act of being even more retarded then hilary clinton.

U R a freaking calaberdan!

by ash3r February 5, 2008

calafartastic

To fart really loudly in front of your boyfriend

Hannah Montanans performed calafartastics in front of her underwear model boyfriend

by palmogranate March 21, 2009

Calaboot

It means anything you want it to mean.

"I will 'calaboot' your ass." (I will kick your ass, I will beat your ass, I will kiss your ass etc.)

"I am so calabooted right now." (I am so tired right now, I am so lit right now, I am so frustrated right now)

by Calaboot Master May 12, 2009

Calacanis

A tech-related hoax created to garner as much attention as possible for the poster. Examples include the buzz surrounding the Apple iPad.

Some random iPod repair company claims they have the first parts for the new iPhone. Sounds like a Calacanis to me.

by jacobfox February 8, 2010