Caffiction

Addiction to coffee, or any caffeine product .A cripplig need for caffeine in your day.

GUY 1: Hey man, did you hand in your essay?
GUY 2:Stop talking to me, I havent have my coffe yet
GUY 1: Wow, thats a bit rude... You have a strong caffiction there buddy, you should look for help.

by Davoolf March 27, 2019

Chaff

A guy or girl who is too scared to make sexual moves

Eg- Rukky is chaff,bro he couldn’t even tap Winifred’s ass 🤦🏿 ♂️

by Lordoftherings April 17, 2019

caffuled

being confused (spoken in a childs vioce)

Teacher: any questions?
Student: im rlly caffuled about the exam

by Elaine M. Vogel November 27, 2019

Caffuccinoed

When your friends invite you to go for a coffee instead of going to have ice cream and chocolate because their feeling the effects of monching on too much cake, but then they toets and completely ditch you without telling you.

Brenda to group: yo, caffuccino at 1700?
Caroleto group : Yeah!!
3rd wheel To group: sure, I’ll meet you there.

Brenda secretly to Carole: yo, lets ditch the 3rd wheel and get some scissoring done!! Nom Nom Nom!
3rd wheel to group: ok guys, I’m here with my wife, where are you guys?

Brenda to group: oh we’re not coming. We’re doing stuff without you and decided not to tell you about it.
3rd wheel: dammit, I’ve been caffuccinoed again!

by Aaidan725 November 7, 2019

Caffe nero

A place where someone who is stupid(g) never goes(except if he is so stupid that he goes and jumps a cliff)

(elena): are we going to caffe nero? (john): yeah but stupid(g) isn't coming.

by nitsafff January 3, 2020

caffeinist

A fundamentalist practitioner of the daily caffeine ritual so dogmatic they refuse to serve, let alone imbibe, any other beverage known to humans.

They ONLY drink coffee.

They only permit coffee to be served to family and friends.

They rip babies out of the arms of mothers nursing infants to pour black (slightly cooled) coffee down the throats of said child asserting the lifelong progression towards dementia being diminished thenceforward.

Damn, he is such a caffeinist, he ended the blind date with Jolene at the diner the moment he realized she was drinking tea instead of coffee!

by Jules.Sheehy January 20, 2020

Caffinating

the holy process of awakening of body cells after consuming caffeine

“Damn ,Clarke. Do not disturb me. I am still caffinating.”

by Jesus The Gracious Lord January 21, 2020