crochet

The process of tying knots to tie more knots to further tie knots, therefor making a scarf.

I wasted a lot of time making a scarf using crochet.

by sweetspanishflower May 16, 2016

croc monster

a certai person, ( i.e Mrs.Healey, our horrible computer teacher) who frequently wears the Croc lines,. she wears them so freaken much, she probably personally endorces them.

OMG! Mrs. Healey is always wearing those ugly crocs, with the assesories of the Croc cell phone case, the Croc keychains, along with over 100 pairs of frickin CRocs!!!!!
She's a total croc monster!!!!

by JaQuandalin May 28, 2008

crock of crap

Jim's attempt to intimidate.

Jim thinks he's going to be win the biggest loser but in fact his trash talk is a crock of crap.

by trespalms August 8, 2014

THE BETTY CROCKER

WHEN U FIST YOUR GIRLFRIEND JUST TO GET YOUR UNBORN FETUS OUT OF HER UTERUS. SPRINKLE IT WITH SOME HOT SAUCE AND PEPSI. THEN LEAVE IT IN HER EASY BAKE OVEN FOR 4 HOURS AND 10 MINUTES TO GET RID OF THE EVIDENCE. REPEAT IF DESIRED

The Betty crocker was first discovered
. Well never if u r a chef

by War child 5544 September 23, 2018

crock

a crooked penis

Dan Batcha told us he had a crooked penis so we called him a dirty crock

by m j f February 15, 2004

crock pot

A crock pot is releasing a loose stool while bathing with another person.

How many times have you been in a bathtub or a jacuzzi with a girl after having a few drinks and you have to take a massive shit? Do your business, get out of the tub and yell CROCK POT BITCH!
Can anyone say beef stew?!

by frankieeee September 23, 2006

Crock Pot

When your spooning with a girl, and you manage to slip your penis inside her vagina and you both fall asleep, and it just sits in there and marinates, just like a crock pot.

"Man I was so tired last night I got behind my girl and managed to get it in, but we just crock potted because we were so tired.

by BigFellow2010 November 8, 2009