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Karen colonizing

When really old really hateful people try really hard to feel relevant; the act of trying to imitate underage girls
Person 1: GUYS! HELP!

Person 2: wAt
Person 1: Karen colonizing. It’s happening
Person 2: ahhhhh
Person 3: get the holy water! Get the pepper spray! Start filling out the restraining order application! This is importante!
Person 4: I’ll ride into town on my horse to let everyone know what’s going on

- a Karen tried to pull dom shit on someone’s lifestyle
by reincarnatedkanyewest April 13, 2022
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Colon

A person that tries to be a "nice guy," on the outside but in reality, they're just an asshole.
"Man, that dude is such a freaking colon."
by Ding_ass January 1, 2021
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Colon Cologne

Noun - Pronounced (kōlən kəˈlōn) or (Co - lon Co - lone), is an item used during the human mating ritual in order to make the anal area smell more appealing to a partner. Comes in many smells and flavors, such as rose, lavender, hotdog, banana, and a new all time favorite, grilled cheese. Colon Cologne can also be used in other areas of the body, like the armpits, neck, and genital area.
Man - WOW honey your ass smells like its been dried out in the sun for 40 years.
Woman - Really, sorry babe I've been sitting at my desk all day...
Man - You should put on some COLON COLOGNE... ;)
Woman - Sure thing sugar boo.
by MoonUrMom March 1, 2021
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Rolling Colon

The action of lowering your window while driving down the interstate sticking your butt out and having explosive diarrhoea on every car you pass
My buddy and I went down the inter state and he was rolling colon and it was the worst thing I've ever smelled.
by Jiffy3 May 14, 2021
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Colonize

"I'm gonna colonize this chair"
by Random Hater of Peach Pudding November 2, 2024
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Reverse colonization

A situation where the natives get the upper hand and successfully reclaim their land and turns the tables by making the descendants of colonizers pay via oppression .
A notable example of Reverse colonization is Zionism. The indigenous Jews not just reclaimed their land but also turned the tables by oppressing the Arab settlers by restricting their freedom of movement, putting checkpoints and treating them like shit.
by anonymous December 13, 2024
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To Colonize One's Virgin Island

To take one's virginity.
"Last night was crazy dude, I saw Josh getting his Virgin Island colonized."
"What does that mean?"
"To colonize one's Virgin Island is to take one's virginity."
"WHAT?? Who did he lose his virginity to then?"
"I was too drunk, can't remember."
by kk_a December 28, 2024
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