Caustic

Corrosive and burning, but also interchangable for the word awesome.

"Man, when that shopping cart hit that wino, that was caustic"

"I went to this caustic party downtown, but then someone got stabbed"

"Sally is pretty caustic, when she's not hanging out with that pilgrim Luke"

by CapriceFidelity August 2, 2004

Santa Clause Drunk

Drunk to the point of losing the ability to filter your thoughts. All judgment taken away.

Symptoms involve throwing things, usually wearing a costume (not necessarily Santa), and speaking the truth at high volumes. Lots of pointing.

A straight man in a wedding dress gets up at the bar and points at a stranger. Before he can even get a word out, he realizes that this stranger is a man he once met three years ago and always wanted to tell him he's a loser because he's fat. At top volume, the santa clause drunkard points at the man and tells him he's a fat loser.

Then the drunk decides to chug his drink and proceeds to throw his glass at the owner of the bar who is in fact a female. Now the santa clause drunkard is severely and/or possibly tasered.

That's when you know someone is santa clause drunk.

by CreeperStash October 7, 2008

Dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmer

When one person sits on a another persons lap while on the toilet and defecates through there legs and tells them what they want for Christmas.

I heard about these scatt videos that feature soft serve, Hot plates, and dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmers...

by Hollywood B! February 1, 2010

claustrophobic

1) uncomfortably closed or hemmed in;
2) suffering from claustrophobia; abnormally afraid of closed-in places.

Stay away from that claustrophobic cramped alley!

by Kam Santiago July 18, 2006

Clamshelling

The female equivalent of t-bagging -- most often used in video games, where characters constantly crouch and stand up over and over again to make the illusion of a t-bag, or clamshell. See also; t-bag.

The female gamer celebrated her victory over her opponent by clamshelling his dead body.

by Peace Walker August 25, 2009

Just cause

When you do something because why not it doesn't effect anything
Like when someone talks to you because why not

Person 1) why are you talking to me
Person 2) just cause

by Clara 2000 May 20, 2018

claustroburbia

A high-density housing suburb. Typically housing the low socio-economic demographic, but also seen in newer housing suburb developments looking to maximize land use.

My new home is located in the heart of claustroburbia, I can almost reach out and use the soap in my neighbour's bathroom.

by Nicky Jurd January 1, 2009