Chav

the word chav is short for Council Housing And Violent. Typically wearing 'bling', tracksuits, cheap imitations of designer clothing and an incorrectly placed baseball cap with the apparent inability to speak english. Please note that more than 3 chavs in one place is known as a chavalanche

"See that kid over there, in the tracksuit"?

"Who the chav"?

by random ruffneck June 6, 2011

Chav

A person who is chavvy

Josie Smith is a chav

by Hhf July 21, 2015

Chav

an iconic species of british culture

girl:orange

black thick slugs as eyebrows

vv dark contour usually not blended

furry hooded puffer coats

millions of victoria secret body sprays

hoop earrings bigger than their head
lads:coats that cover most of their face

reflective stuff
both:fags(cigs)

vape

drugs

chav language

out all the time

lost their virginity at 2

gets in loads of scraps

*goes to maccies*
me: "there's loads of chavs outside"

by shreck April 5, 2019

Chav

English person who lives in a caravan, has cigarettes for breakfast, cocaine for lunch and McDonald's for dinner (if they haven't been shanked up already). Their dad left between the time they were born and the age of two, their mum works in a fish and chip shop and their 17 year old brother is a drug dealer.

FUN FACT: The place with the highest population of chavs is Wick
Synonyms: Pikie, hoodie, yob
Most commonly found: On the Jeremy Kyle Show

Anyone from The Only Way Is Essex is a chav

by Woafy March 13, 2018

chav

someone who thinks McDonald's is a 5-star restaurant. always hangs out around the corner shop, fish and chip shops and parks. they live on greasy foods, don't ever wash there hair or clothes, usually cleaners and live on estates. you can tell a chav smell from a mile away. they have a very distinctive choice of words. if you see one coming don't look at them because they will try and fight you. keep your distance. you aren't safe from them.

I was walking down the street and saw a chav

by yourlocalbadbitch October 29, 2019

Chav

Vermin usually located in Northern England with some of the population of chavs located in Birmingham, London and Manchester. They will stand outside fast-food chains such as McDonalds and KFC with their hands down their boxers fondling with themselves while staring out other people. They will try and act hard but at the end of the day they are only little Bratts who are looking to impregnate a girl then move on

Oh Look a chav

Oh that area is known for chavs

by Jken2001 November 3, 2019

Chav

Smokes weed and joyrides, dresses up like a muggers holiday fund. Sleep around and treat women like crap

chav, weed

by emoking767 February 7, 2012