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Bollocks

(South of England): shoes, trainers, etc

(North of England): balls, cock
Hey, those are some really nice bollocks you have there!
Hey, put your bollocks away!
by Milly_Foshe July 12, 2023
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biggest bollocks boy

Based on the pattern of 'bumboy'. A man or a homosexual man, who has the biggest and roundest testicles in the world, with a diameter of 100 cm. Also his testicles are as big as a basketball.
Luigi: is your bollocks huge?
Mario: yes, I have the biggest testicles in the world, so many people called me 'biggest bollocks boy' and it's bigger than Bowser!!
by marcotoa January 18, 2025
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A northern phrase describing when something is certain - a sure bet
"was Jeffrey Epstein murdered to keep him silent?"
"You can bet your bottom bollock he was!"
by The Accuntant March 20, 2024
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Jiggle Bollocks

The biggest gooner alive how has reached the stage of being able to fjordglimp (those who know 💀💀💀)
Hey did you see jiggle bollocks gooning in that corner I also heard that he cried to a cuck hold
by Anonymous/TRRF Member November 23, 2024
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Fanny-bollocks

An extremely fleshy or meaty vulva, so much so that it resembles a pair of large testicles from certain angles. This is, of course, the British English usage of fanny.
Joe: would you fuck Lilly Allen?
Steve: Nah, she looks like she'd have massive fanny-bollocks.
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Bollocks

1. When someone’s talking shit “stop talking bollocks

2. When a British person forgets something or gets angry this word gets used

3. Men’s testicles “stop looking at his bollocks”
Oh bollocks I forgot
by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020
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Bollocks

Kieran’s got big bollocks.
by anonymous June 14, 2025
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