When another coach in the NFL, uses your same style of coaching, i.e. fake punts, goes for it on 4th down and long, turns the QB into a receiver, etc. and wins the game.
by Jonny Angels May 4, 2018
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Get the Believe mug.The imaginary armor for a man that protects him from false “me too” accusations and/or abuse from women.
Very similar to a customer service face, make believe armor helps men interact with women and navigate the treacherous world of women’s rights.
While wearing make believe armor men can interact and simply talk with women without fear of reprisal or false accusations.
Typically make believe armor is worn at social activities such as dancing and parties but can and should probably be worn in the workplace or even at home.
While wearing make believe armor men are only able to talk about subjects that nothing sexual, sexist or overly masculine undertones or microaggressions can be taken away from ie the weather, sports stats, Wild Animal facts, and marinade recipes. Also things that are very technical like database building or power generation or ballistics.
*Make believe armor doesn’t actually exist except in the mind of a man or in other men.
Very similar to a customer service face, make believe armor helps men interact with women and navigate the treacherous world of women’s rights.
While wearing make believe armor men can interact and simply talk with women without fear of reprisal or false accusations.
Typically make believe armor is worn at social activities such as dancing and parties but can and should probably be worn in the workplace or even at home.
While wearing make believe armor men are only able to talk about subjects that nothing sexual, sexist or overly masculine undertones or microaggressions can be taken away from ie the weather, sports stats, Wild Animal facts, and marinade recipes. Also things that are very technical like database building or power generation or ballistics.
*Make believe armor doesn’t actually exist except in the mind of a man or in other men.
“Hey Ma’am ”
“Hey Sir”
“The sun has reached it’s zenith and the temperature is warmer”
“Would you say it is hot?”
“No Ma’am I would not, because I’m wearing my make believe armor, I would say it’s certainly not cold”
“Dude won’t even talk about anything but the third law of thermodynamics to that girl, he’s wearing his make believe armor”
“I’m sorry Jill I would ask you to dance, but I’m wearing my make believe armor so what do you think of Tom Brady’s completion record?”
“Hey Sir”
“The sun has reached it’s zenith and the temperature is warmer”
“Would you say it is hot?”
“No Ma’am I would not, because I’m wearing my make believe armor, I would say it’s certainly not cold”
“Dude won’t even talk about anything but the third law of thermodynamics to that girl, he’s wearing his make believe armor”
“I’m sorry Jill I would ask you to dance, but I’m wearing my make believe armor so what do you think of Tom Brady’s completion record?”
by Fact Based Person January 30, 2018
Get the make believe armor mug.Sooo.... You don't have to answer the question to resale THE BIBLE... But I have to cite my sources... Or be cudgeled by the concept of schizophrenia... And am a plagiarismer? You're literally called a prophet! And you don't have to say the words "YES I BELIEVE IN GOD" to not be a charlatan!? I don't get to complain about people profiting to the extreme for using my thing? More important than God, this guy, apparently. I have to cite my sources but not this guy? Can you fucking believe that?
Iam "Do you believe in God?"
Hym "Oh, I just realized! It can't be Hell because we told the truth!"
Iam 🤨 "Oh yeaaaahh... Huh... That makes me feel a lot better actually. Thanks! but that doesn't answer the question..."
Hym "What? Oh, yes the law of causality requires it to be real. The next question you would have to ask is 'Is it conscious or unconscious (Like H.P. Lovecraft's Azathoth)?' To which I would respond 'There seem to an observable pattern of behavior and laws and religious text seems to mirror the relationship between the observable world and God by outlining a pattern of behavior and laws."
Hym "Oh, I just realized! It can't be Hell because we told the truth!"
Iam 🤨 "Oh yeaaaahh... Huh... That makes me feel a lot better actually. Thanks! but that doesn't answer the question..."
Hym "What? Oh, yes the law of causality requires it to be real. The next question you would have to ask is 'Is it conscious or unconscious (Like H.P. Lovecraft's Azathoth)?' To which I would respond 'There seem to an observable pattern of behavior and laws and religious text seems to mirror the relationship between the observable world and God by outlining a pattern of behavior and laws."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2022
Get the Do you believe in God? mug.Yes don't believe her, especially if her name is Stacy. If she seems to be a little too happy after her 3 day "business trip" while blubbering away nonsense when you ask her about details that might be a red flag.
Jane, why is my girl so happy after her business trip, do girls love working hard that much? Well if the "business trip" gave
her the right kind of hard work then yes, some girls enjoy it. ;-(
So again if she says she went on a business trip don't believe her unless she feels miserable afterwards and talks about her awful business trip.
her the right kind of hard work then yes, some girls enjoy it. ;-(
So again if she says she went on a business trip don't believe her unless she feels miserable afterwards and talks about her awful business trip.
by MrSuccessful August 4, 2019
Get the if she says she went on a business trip don't believe her mug.A Belieber is someone who will always be there for Justin Bieber. Through thick and thin. They support Justin till the day they die. They use common words such as "BieberBlast" to get Justin's music to the number 1 charts. Beliebers love Justin. They respect him and admire him in many ways possible that its hard to imagine. They stand up for him against haters and will always defend him.
by (@BHBPhoenix) October 13, 2011
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Verb: Beeling or Beelin'
Check her, she's beeling!
Adjective: Beeler
Did you see Paulinesy, he pulled a pure beeler!
Check her, she's beeling!
Adjective: Beeler
Did you see Paulinesy, he pulled a pure beeler!
by Porter the Beeler August 14, 2011
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