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blind romance

The man suffered from blind romance, similar to snow blind
by NoOneAtAll0 September 21, 2013
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Phoenician Blind

When you walk out of an air conditioned building in Phoenix, Az, in the summer and the heat hits you so hard you LITERALLY can not see for a moment.
No joke, walked out of the 19th Hole, and went Phoenician Blind...110 in the shade!
by CaptMcSwagger June 9, 2014
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beard blind

the inability to see or recall if a man or woman has facial hair, including if it changes over time. not to be confused with beard blinders; the use of one's hands to part excessive facial or other hair. Ex "his beard was so copious she had to use beard blinders to kiss him
Beard blind in the witness made the garden gnome bank robbers hard to finger
by odiepeyote February 25, 2017
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Cowburn blind

When someone is drunk beyond recognition, stutters and slurs but somehow keeps standing and keeps on drinking they are cowburn blind
- Holy shit Tom is drunk as fuck and still drinking
-yeah he’s bloody cowburn blind
by SANTA691 January 31, 2019
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Comma Blindness

A bullshit excuse for not paying attention to the punctuation or context of a written message
me: "Take it to random, people"
Sean: "Which random people?"
Sean has comma blindness
by commablindness September 21, 2017
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blind hem

Hey, what do think of my new work trousers? I took up the length last night after a few beers. I can do an awesome blind hem!
by heidim November 19, 2014
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cell blind

Obliviousness when walking or otherwise in motion while simultaneously playing with or peering at a hand-held gadget. Often a public nuisance, as when slow, erratic, or careless movement impedes or leads to collision with others; sometimes also dangerous to the cell blind themselves, as when crossing a busy street without looking because engrossed in texting, IM-ing, or similarly urgent activities.

See: cell blindness (n.), cell-blind (v., adv.), and cell-blindly (adv.)
Darwin Award nominees include a cell blind woman who fell through an open manhole cover.
by notdogen January 24, 2011
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