I ate that whole block of cheddar in one sitting and I don't even remember doing it. That must be my cheese blindness acting up again
by Meringue March 19, 2015
Get the Cheese Blindnessmug. When you have no idea how much money is left in your bank account, but you go ahead and use it anyway. The Blind Swipe is always accompanied by a sense of terror until you see the word "Approved".
Female Roommate: We REALLY need toilet paper, and you said you would buy it this time!
Male Roommate: I've just been shitting at work.
Female Roommate: Goddammit, I have no idea how much money I have, I'm gonna have to Blind Swipe it. I hate you.
Male Roommate: I've just been shitting at work.
Female Roommate: Goddammit, I have no idea how much money I have, I'm gonna have to Blind Swipe it. I hate you.
by acrobatcat September 27, 2012
Get the Blind Swipemug. by NoOneAtAll0 September 21, 2013
Get the blind romancemug. The blindness that occurs when you don't notice that the current girl you're hooking up with looks like your ex.
When you're so into the new vagene that you can't see the vag forest through the vag trees.
When you're so into the new vagene that you can't see the vag forest through the vag trees.
by Ahickeyyy June 21, 2016
Get the vag blindnessmug. by commablindness September 21, 2017
Get the Comma Blindnessmug. 
Get the truth-blindmug. by Grueller January 31, 2016
Get the tuna blindsmug.