St. Benedict

Though many things in the definition are true above... The school is full of cheaters,liers,backstabbers,etc.Yes few people ever notice things but most people try. The things above,who ever wrote it, is the biggest HYPRICRITE EVER!!!!I am almost positive that person has made something about them.MOST PEOPLE IN THE SCHOOL ARE HYPRICRITES!!!!Doesn't anyone have anything better to do with their time??AND I WISH PEOPLE WOULD STOP SAYING CARRIE IS SPOLIED!!! SHE'S NOT....SHUT UP!!!! LIKE YOU HAVEN'T RECEIVED A NICE GIFT FROM ANYONE.....Anyway back to how the school sucks...so do the teachers...though there are few exceptions...(mr.e...who is like totally awesome!!!He will help you with like anything and everything!! Go him!)Though there are some good people...Like Janine...who is smart,funny,good at basketball;softball,and the best markers player ever... and Catherine too..she is so funny and good at shopping!!!Anyway...like the person above... I congratulate the people who stay true to themselves...I wish I could be more like you!(though i try!)

P.S:this school is full of RETARDS i won't name any names but you could guess if you knew me...which you don't!!

Real examples:
person #1:You know you is great?
person #2:Catherine and janine?
person #1: you read my mind!!!!!!

person #1:I hate this school
person #2:Yeah so do I but I will miss you guys!!!
person #1:me too

by no way not telling February 8, 2005

Pope Benedict XVI

A man who many thought to be very brave until he decided to apologize for remarks about the Islamic faith that were very true. This apology proved Mr. Ratzinger, aka Pope BenedictXVI, a complete coward.

"The Muslims are attacking! Where's Pope Benedict XVI? Oh wait. He's hiding!"

by tinklemint September 26, 2006

St. Benedict

St. Benedict school is a small Catholic school in the fan, where the kids that aren't mean are just stupid or slutty. Of course, the moronic sixth graders leave a skankiness gap from the elementary to middle school, going will-nilly when someone kisses someone else (on the cheek). Boys and girls alike share the same stupidity and ignorance, laughing when someone says "poop" and flirting with a tall red-haired white boy with an afro. When they aren't making out with him, they go for a more "slow", short blonde boy with creapy contacts and an "irresistable" habit of rolling up his sleeves and strutting around the playground. You may meet a few nice teachers there, but most are just liberals or decimal-loving communists, who never cease to bash Bush and the Crusades. The school would be better if kids would stop making out on the playground. And an assortment of angry, bitter people. Plus, Lucas is also gay.

Anonymous sixth grader: "There's a rumor going around that you and Adam are going out."
Lucas: "Yes!"

by Not telling you February 20, 2005

Beedge

Short for B.G., which is short for Bus Girl, which is short for the 87 Bus Girl.

I met the love of my life on the 87 bus, and now i call her my beedge.

by The beedges February 1, 2010

benedict

an aussie slang word used mainly by 'stingray' in neighbours which means to be a traitor.

you freakin benedict, i oughta kick your ass

by steven thackwray September 28, 2006

Eggs Benedick

During intercourse before ejeculation the man pulls out and cums in his own belly button and then the girl squats over him and urinates over it so it runs down his stomach and his dick.

Dude this chick was so hott I totally let her Eggs Benedick me it was awesome.

by Smelly Smellerton June 25, 2010

Benedick

Your go to guy for your dick encounters of the sleazy variety. It's not the guy you try to date, its just the guy you call when you want some immediate satisfaction.

It's 2am and I'm drunk and horny, let me call my benedick!!

by juno44 January 26, 2010