Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass.

modern day application of: "The lesser of two evils"

Child: "I can't decide what to do, mom. Should I lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn't? Or should I come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?"

Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."

Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"

by Jordan (Captain Awesome) November 6, 2006

The bestest

The most amazing person in the world. Better then people at all the things. Everyone wants to be "the bestest".

Alley is the bestest person in the world.

by Jill Snappy January 1, 2012

Bethesda Chevy-Chase High School

The home of THE Spencer Upston. A god-like specimen that dominates in the trenches. He once went against graham as scout center. He can essentially squat 400 pounds.

I really wish I went to Bethesda Chevy-Chase High School so I could get with Spencer Upston

by Savageperson69 June 17, 2019

bethesda

Bethesda (or Chevy Chace) is a nice city nestled between DC and its neighbor the west, Potomac. Fairly aflluent, with many nice older homes and expensive condos. Aside from Potomac, Bethesda is where the rich and affluent of the DC metropolitain area live. If your lucky enough to have been born into Bethesda, you envy only one person: he who lives in Potomac; this isnt so bad though, I mean so does everyone else, right?

Person from Bethesda: Im so pissed, i wrecked my bimmer and I cant drive it for two weeks while its in the shop.

Person from Potomac: Psshhh that sucks, when i wrecked my maserati my parents flipped for a ferrari.

Person from (Insert your town here): Fuck you guys...

by wish u were me July 29, 2008

Bestest

1. Someone or something who exceeds the level of 'best.'
2. An exaggeration of the word 'best.'

Raniet is by far the bestest. That's a proven fact.

by Mr. Magic Man April 9, 2011

better the devil you know

Said when it's better for you to know someone that's a dick than to not know someone who's a dick. Or it's better to deal with someone/something you don't like than to deal with something/someone that you DON'T know. Similar meaning to keep your friends close but your enemies closer.

"Ugh that Paul's being a right knob at work... He's after that promotion!"
"Like they say though, better the devil you know than the devil you don't."

by kweenmcr September 22, 2016

betatester

One who plays videos games before everyone else to find the bugs and glitches.

Sweet mother fucker who plays all video games and consoles.

The betatesters were lazy fucks who didnt find all the glitches.

by systmBetatester October 29, 2007