Systematic magical bullshit

A three word term a mountain lion can't read, though a human being can.

A bullshit women's liberator calls what some guy does systematic magical bullshit because she's fearful of anything she does not know or can't explain with science, and always was fearful of such things and people.

by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018

butt-fuckery bullshit

A term used to describe something strange or irregular, particularly regarding suspected sexual activities.

Person 1 hears a clapping noise in the next room
Person 1 to Person 2: “Just what type of butt-fuckery bullshit were you doing in there?”
Person 2: “…”

by person 9 June 1, 2021

cut the bullshit

like stop lying or stop the act

person 1 : i didn’t spill that on the floor
person 2: cut the bullshit

by anonymous June 19, 2023

bullshit promise

the promise you make to someone who you really don't want to talk to you. usually because you have to do something important or you just really don't like that person. after making this "promise", you some how get tangled up in something more important or you "have" to leave right then. this is a perfect example of a "white lie".

ex. "Just a second, I have to do this first, be right back."

"I just dropped a fat bullshit promise on Karen."

by Pvt. Twitchy February 13, 2007

bullshit creep

The method by which useless crap makes its way into your job, life, etc...

"Hey, have you finished that report yet?"
"Hell no, bullshit creep set in and I'm doing everybody's else's fucking job."

by Speedwell Stu May 23, 2008

bullshitter of the week

an award to the person who bullshits the most in a week (they are not actually aware they have recieved the award!)

michelle has talked way more bullshit than the usual suspects, so i'll crown her bullshitter of the week.


oh wait.. can you smell something? ohhh think that might be bullshit, coming from bullshitter of the week.

by gayul March 1, 2009

bullshitinosis

A fake or immaginary disease, usually to get out of work or for attention. Calling out someone who you know is faking it.

Mark: My tummy doesn't feel good and my head is hot. I think I am sick, I can't go to work today.
Tom:Bullshitinosis
Travis: Yes, Mark you have bullshitinosis, and IDS

by yoda321 November 6, 2009