double beadle

The act of fisting either anal or vaginal by someone with both hands and the fister has small hands.

Named after British celebrity Jeremy Beadle

Terri: "Sam why are you walking funny today?"

Sam: "Gary gave me a double beadle last night, it was amazeballs.
Terri: "The guy with the tiny hands?"

by Craggnarr March 20, 2017

The Beatles

THE BEST BAND EVER!
The Beatles are a band with four people: John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, and George Harrison.
The songs they wrote changed music forever! Not only did their songs change music, but everyone knows them!
Tell me, do you remember that Justin Bieber song from last summer? No? Okay.
Tell me, do you remember that one Beatles song from Abbey Road? Here Comes the Sun? Yes? Good. That was over 50 years ago.
Point made.

person 1: do you like the beatles
Person 2: yes!

by Squid_squid June 13, 2017

Imogen beagly

Imogen beagly is a kind girl but will kick ass if she wants to she watches piwdiepie and is very stupid but funny she is a fun and enjoyable person to be around she is friends with everyone and loves to play dead man and be possessed for some reason she hates spicy food and can do her maths very well she has been torched to read this and she forgets to pay Bronte back

Hey Imogen beagly when will you pay me back

Imogen: tomorrow

by Ratatatatatatat November 21, 2019

The Beatless

John, Paul, Ringo and George

Listening to The Beatless again now with my daughter, I am amazed by their perfect simplicity. Heart-warming, hopeful, conscious, comforting.
You should hear her trying Yello Supp Marie or Oyo needles Luvv. ♡

by Krkič December 7, 2019

seb beadle

slang for a “posh twat” or rather someone who votes conservative (a tory)

me: hello old chum

y/n: oh you’re such a seb beadle

by hungry_mama_2k20 October 30, 2020

Sneaker Beatles

Top of the line sneakers. The most current and up-to-date sneakers available on the market.

Yo, I just got me a new pair of them 2020 Sneaker Beatles!

by YouSeeIt November 9, 2020

The Beatles

A band from the 60's started by John Lennon and a couple of other British guys. They were apparently so good at making music that the entire world fucking imploded and everyone including the neighbors dog knew about these greasy dumbasses. Eventually they broke up and died. Except 2 of them didnt.

''don't worry, i was just listening to my favorite band, The Beatles.''
''harold please, this is the 25th time that you've mentioned The Beatles today, please go get help.''

by rubbersouI March 13, 2022