I am Batman

1. You are about to kill, annialite, pwn, rape, destroy, or first-go-dirty-hoe whoever you said this to
2. You are the Batman

1. Fuck you and your couch I am Batman
2. I am Batman

by crazybitcheseatingbitches January 8, 2009

I'm Batman syndrome

When Batman fans try to rationalize that Batman would beat any other super hero because he is Batman and nothing more, when realistically any other super hero would strangle Batman with his own asshole.

"Batman would totally beat super man cause he would like totally have a back up plan, even with his powers."
obviously suffers from "I'm Batman syndrome"

by conman4618 October 31, 2014

batman face

verb, To make a person or group of people feel uneasy in a given situation due to your lack of sensitivity or insistence on being a prick.

origin: Joe Freeman used to make his jaw square like Batman when he got nervous. Situations that made Joe "batman faced" include: Talking about his sexual escapades with Lily Fields in front of his current girlfriend, offering him pot, or talking about the "magic trick" he did that time when he pulled a string of beads out of his ass in front of his adolescent siblings.

We made that lady batman faced that time we talked about Chris's sister being a whore like the virgin Mary.

by Mr. C March 27, 2005

batmanicotti

A blended mixture of fruit, nuts, and bats. It is the only dish batman knows how to prepare.

Bruce invited me over for a dish of his homemade batmanicotti.

by Brian Vaughn October 10, 2007

Bethana

Usually called Crazy and Free spirited. Bethanas are ridiculously good looking! When a Bethana walks into a room, every one notices. People are drawn to Bethana's carefree spirit and tend to envy Bethana. Bethana is an amazing kisser and the best lover a partner can pssibly have. Bethanas are passionate and "deep". Bethanas look for the deeper meanings in life. They are loyal friends but vengeful enemies. Once you meet a Bethana ~ you become instantly addicted to them and have to be around them as much as possible. Drugs and alcohol tend to intensify Bethana's crazy ways! Do not give them vodka and red bull unless you are prepared for a wild ride!! Because Bethana's are so desirable and hard to please ~ they tend to be heart beakers. Their nickname is usually Bethanimal ~ Yes a Bethana is that wild. Beware!

I can't take my eyes off of that Bethana!

by Bethanimal February 3, 2010

Bethany

Beautiful... better than her whole family even on thanksgiving

“Damn, you’re lit like bethany”

by Ballsyall November 23, 2017

Batman Forever

Generally regarded as the worst Batman movie ever made. Starring Val Kilmer. That is probably why.

Josh: I heard that Val Kilmer drove everyone so batshit on the set of Batman Forever that they stopped being capable of making a halfway decent movie.
Nick: That sounds accurate.

by Jennasissy February 8, 2009