backwards fucking pageantry

Doing something in a fashion that is over-complex and unnecessarily difficult

Todd Scaggs got the answer right, but the Backwards Fucking Pageantry he employed in finding the answer took 28 extra, unnecessary steps.

by Barry McCockinnerass September 19, 2023

backwardism

1) Believing that total opposition to anything straightforward is the way to go.

2) Mormonism

3) A broader form of bullshitism

"Did you hear about Mitt Romney's policies?"

"Oh yes he is a stronger believer in backwardism"

by Crazy Clown November 4, 2012

Underhanded Backwards Bonesaw

when you totally, fucking, like just grab someone’s entire spine when you’re having sex, and then you rip it out and grind it up and snort it like cocaine

“we sentence you to death for carrying out the Underhanded Backwards Bonesaw”

by BoschBaby April 25, 2021

Mentally Backwards

Someone who is so stupid that they can't do simple taks such as tying their laces.

Another way of saying retarded, mentally challenged and mentally impaired

Bob: Can you help me write me name
Bobby: Can't you do that own your own
Bob:No
Bobby:Are you fucky mentally backwards

by bigboy johnny April 30, 2019

Backwards Cowgirl Double Hand Twist Combo

when a girls is riding reverse cow girl while also double hand jerking your shaft

she said it was her first time then gave me the Backwards Cowgirl Double Hand Twist Combo?

by DeepFriedBalls October 27, 2021

backwards jump-squat

The coolest shit you have ever seen, dude straight up does a squat then does a backflip followed by a moonwalk and a shot

Holy shit, Fred is about to do a backwards jump-squat, this is going to be fucking hilarious when he messes up!

by devnoseestaco March 22, 2021

Hat backwards is Tom

Tom is hiding under Zendaya’s hat and the explanation is that hat backwards is tom

Tom is under zendaya’s because hat backwards is tom

by tomato12345678910 May 16, 2025