Ape Bacon

The taste of human flesh by cannibalistic sailors 200 years ago was described as "Long Pork". Today's "bath salts" cannibals describe the hunger for "Ape Bacon". You heard it here first.

Let's smoke up and go down to the hobo camp by the tracks and rustle up some Ape Bacon.

by bostonjerk July 3, 2012

Dirty backing

Is a bad mistake. When you make the intoxicated decision to bare back a dirty girl. the only thing that can make this worse is if you leave her with a creampie

I creampied that dirty girl last
-you dirty backing son of a bitch

You dirty backin son of bitch

by JsmooveSon69 April 25, 2015

The Bacon Reach Around

When things get hot, a reach around is performed then bacon is wrapped around the man's knob.

I was having so much fun and thought it could not get any better until she gave me The Bacon Reach Around.

by The One and Only Jeffrey January 18, 2017

revenge bacon

When you forgot your bacon at a friend's house, and she eats everything after you told everyone you made out. But it is the worst type of revenge. It leaves you heartbroken, devastated, hits you right in the core.

Did you eat all my bacon?? You bitch!

Well I was pissed, so I ate it all. Nothing tastes as good as revenge bacon.

by Micheal.SCARN May 3, 2017

Pocket bacon

When working on the stage, at times bacon is either donated or stolen from catering and then stored in a cup in a pocket for convenient consumption

Where'd you get pocket bacon? Give me some

by KCJ0nes October 23, 2017

SUSSY BACON

Some random ass person said this in my callss

UR being a sussy bacon

by anonymous November 11, 2021

Turkey bacon

Pork-less bacon, still tastes alright albeit somewhat plastic-y but delicious anyway

Turkey strips made from turkey instead of pig

Turkey bacon is delicious breakfast substitute for the other bacon

Turkey bacon tastes pretty fine

Most people STILL PREFER REAL BACON though

by WatcherInc August 26, 2022