Boat code

If you’re invited on a mans boat. Don’t ask to bring your boyfriend.

“Want to come on Mike’s boat this weekend?”
“Can I bring my boyfriend?”
“No! You shouldn’t even ask! don’t you know boat code.”

by Sunshinestateofmind June 4, 2021

boat gassed

To be super drunk. Like Saskatchewan Indian Drunk. An Indian who drank gas out of a boat drunk.

Todd saw an Indian drinking gas out of his boat on his dock and said " I want to get that drunk tonight...boat gassed drunk"

by Reginasask September 2, 2021

boat gassed

To be super drunk.

Todd wants to get as boat gassed drunk as that Indian siphoning gas out of his boat parked on the dock.

by Reginasask September 2, 2021

Boat butt

The intense itch that occurs when one sits in a boat for too long after swimming

Dude why can't you sit still

I've got boat butt

by mcgiffin September 3, 2021

Boat Race

Often used to describe rape that take place on a boat. Like when a creepy ginger meets a girl and rapes her on his boat

Yo you hear about Dave? He brought that girl out on the lake for a boat race.

by ytyttyler November 14, 2021

Boat check

When you want to have a boat day but you don’t have a boat, so you hint at your friend Ben who does have a boat to see if we can take it out.

Man, It’s so hot out, I wish I had a boat. Let me do a boat check and see what options we have

by Cogjog June 6, 2022

Boat sniffer

Someone who lives in Arbroath

That guy is from Arbroath , the stupid boat sniffer

by Scoopj June 22, 2022