am beast

the act of taking longer than 30 seconds to shoot your load

Person A: Wow you came in 32 seconds
Person B: ye cause am beast

by awoogaqueen March 22, 2021

The Oxfam Beast

The angry spectre rumoured to haunt many Oxfam shops. Some say it is the ghost of cheap stuffed animals sold there, but evidence is scarce.

The Oxfam Beast devoured the elderly woman browsing the book shelf.

...She never did find the book she was looking for.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Psycho Hose Beast

Psycho ex who will spend ridiculous amounts of time, energy, and resources to figure out what you're doing even though we all should be moving on.

I ran into psycho hose beast's friend the other night. She was pretending to be my friend so that she could update the beast on how I'm doing.

by RebelJel December 24, 2019

the number of the beast

666

the number of the beast is literally just 666

by _ScratchOn_ March 22, 2021

beastass

Beastass (Bee-st a-s) adj.

1. An adjective to be used when all other descriptors fail to communicate the superior nature of the object or action being described.

2. Beyond the highest or most superior quality

"I say, that performance of Don Giovanni was simply Beastass"

"Mmm, you must try the Glenlivet private reserve. The flavors are absolutely Beastass"

by Dr Hillbilly July 31, 2006

Pumpkin Beast

When someone has a horrible fake tan that makes them look very orange.

Ugh, did you see Tammy's new tan? What a pumpkin beast!

by John May 13, 2005

Rompus Beast

Somebody who walks on recently mopped floors, or a rather rude or large person.

Laura, stop being such a rompus beast and get out of here!

by Archedemis August 27, 2009