Bastard Cannon

In an online multiplayer video game when someone uses a rocket launcher or rifle mounted grenade launcher. Generally any weapon with a large kill radius and a low required skill. Fired at random.
Similar to a "noob-tube" but fired at random areas in the hope of easy kills rather than at players.

Argh, I ran out and got killed by the bastard cannon!

by Otarion October 21, 2008

Bastard Load

A great amount of.

James: My dog ate a bastard load of apples and now has really crook guts.

Cam: Fuck mate, your dog must be as fat as a seal.

by Towball April 29, 2009

Bashaka

(Buh-shah-kah) Pronoun. To be that of a bitch ass trick, or lower in value.

You're acting like such a goddamn bashaka right now, its rediculous.

Hey you bitch ass bashaka!

Get off my damn shoes you bashaka.

by o0tok0o October 8, 2009

Bastard Magnet

An individual who seems to have a talent for involuntarily attracting the wrong kind of people.

Jim : "Jesus Ted, that's the fourth Girlfriend with a criminal record..."
Ted: "I know, I don't understand why I end up with them."
Jim: "Dude, I think you might be a Bastard Magnet."

by DakkalordG February 12, 2015

Bastard-saurus

A bastard of colossal proportions. An epicly bastardly bastard with bastard on top, with bastard-fuck filling and bastard sprinkles on top.

A bastardly fuckpile. A bastard sandwich.

"It is you, my friend, who is the bastard. In fact, you are a resolute bastard, a bastard-saurus, to be positively punctuative."

by the true inventor of dickblade August 10, 2014

Bashana

A ripe banana, completely brown, often found on sidewalks.

Man, look at that nasty bashana on the ground.
Duuude, it looks like it's been there for 50 years!

by FinWonga October 6, 2016

bastard

the male version of a bicth- female dog , but a male bicth

your such a fucking bastard

by gglove.care August 6, 2017