awkward window

A cars electric window that moves slower when trying to block out an something awkward, such as an argument outside the car.

We were sitting in Mels car when the neighbours came out and had a massive argument, but Mels awkward window took FOREVER to block it out.

by melmic July 14, 2010

Awkward Pancakes

The awkward breakfast after a one night stand. Variations include awkward cereal and awkward bacon.

Two guys and mom are sitting at breakfast table.
Mom: Now Freddie, Frankie and I had sex last night.
Freddie: What the fuck man?!?
Frankie: Awkward pancakes... *sigh*

by Mooseyip July 9, 2010

awkwardly high

When a person of high tolerance for weed becomes extremely high off of one good rip of a bong,bowl,blunt,etc..

symptoms include: silence,nausea, heavy breathing, crazy thoughts, loss of pigment in the face, awkward behavior

example 1:
keith- "Duddee Kevin just killed the gravity bong!!"

(2 minutes later..)

mark- "What's wrong with kevin? Is he alright??"

keith- "Yea he'll be alright but dudes soooo awkwardly high right now"

example 2:
girl- (talking to her friend)" blahblahblahblah.. HEY! haven't you heard a word I've said??"

boy- "Not at all to be honest im really awkwardly high right now...."

by rel112345 December 21, 2010

Awkward Dog

When a situation is so awkward, you go on all fours and bark like a dog to relieve the awkwardness.

Person 1: "I slept with your sister"
Person 2: "WHAT?!?"
Person 3: Awkward Dog

by Lamby W May 14, 2011

Awkward Lean

An attempt to pose by leaning backwards to try and make oneself look better in a photo, however leans back too far and looks like they are about to fall over.

Very common in girls photos on social media websites.

That girl has an 'Awkward Lean'.

by nzsurferdude February 11, 2012

awkwardness

CALLUM REID

(Awkwardness) when your friend gets hurt and then the awkward one is in the corner asking what time we are all going in for our dinners

by The_real_nibba_is_jack May 26, 2018

awkwardest

its a word. everyone says it. even u. it means the most awkward situation or thang. or person.

that was the most awkwardest thing

by ThUGgGlIfE420 October 19, 2019