by anonymous November 23, 2020
Get the Austiningmug. Austin has nearly 200 live music venues throughout the city, complete with four lakes and countless parks within the city limits. Austin has something for everyone:
internationally renowned music, film, food and media festivals throughout the year. Austin is home to public and private universities such as the University of Texas at Austin, Concordia University, St. Edwards etc. Downtown Austin is known for our famous 6th street area with live music and bars as far as the eyes can see.
I had to make an entry because only purple-house-painting, liberals were writing in!
internationally renowned music, film, food and media festivals throughout the year. Austin is home to public and private universities such as the University of Texas at Austin, Concordia University, St. Edwards etc. Downtown Austin is known for our famous 6th street area with live music and bars as far as the eyes can see.
I had to make an entry because only purple-house-painting, liberals were writing in!
by Sarah Morrow1 November 3, 2008
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by Thatbrowndudeoverthere June 10, 2019
Get the Austinismmug. ATX. The place you wish you lived. Home o' the Horns, SXSW< and pure, unadulterated awesomeness. A downtown that is mostly democratic and urban, with a more right-wing gradient as you move towards the country. Real good place for Texicans. Real bad place for Blacks. City of the purple crown, cuz of our sunsets. Blueberry in the tomato sup, cuz of our liberals. Awesomest city ever, just because.
If there's a nuclear war, Austin and Twinkies will be the last thing standing! I'm buying me some Twinkies and going to Austin!
by Someone better than you. Get over it. October 13, 2007
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by dictionarymary October 5, 2016
Get the Austin*mug. Unfortunate city in Minnesota, birthplace to Hormel foods and their canned green-meat "sensation" SPAM. A horrible place to raise children, and hopefully one of the first to disappear in the earth's impending demise.
"I work at the plant (Hormel foods or the slaughterhouses), got me six kids, a double-wide, and an education at the Riverland (community) college. I'll probably get promoted in a few years, settle in and retire to the Burr Oak Manor (closed in the late 90's due to abuse of residents and unsanitary conditions)."
"Be good and maybe we'll go to the Oak Park Mall! (a decrepid, run-down shell of a building that not even a JCPenney's could survive in.)"
"Which Hardee's should we go to?" -They've got two in a city of around 20,000. WTF?
The City Pages, a Minneapolis sister-publication of the Village Voice, did a cover story (I believe in 2004 or 05) on the atrocious number of meth labs sprouting up in Austin and surrounding farm communities. So much for wanting to eat my vegetables.
"Be good and maybe we'll go to the Oak Park Mall! (a decrepid, run-down shell of a building that not even a JCPenney's could survive in.)"
"Which Hardee's should we go to?" -They've got two in a city of around 20,000. WTF?
The City Pages, a Minneapolis sister-publication of the Village Voice, did a cover story (I believe in 2004 or 05) on the atrocious number of meth labs sprouting up in Austin and surrounding farm communities. So much for wanting to eat my vegetables.
by yuku-aki December 24, 2008
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