asspression

When you got diarrea so bad that your ass can't help keep it in and keeps shooting out poo like a volcano and you have to live in the bathroom as your ass keeps throwing up into the toilet.

Dam that nigga got asspression wit an attitude, he be filling that sewer with ass vomit, he done cost the tax payer millions.

While I was tapping that ass I slipped out and then she lost it and started to asspression all over the place, the whole room smelled like ass vomit, I started to vomit on dat bitch like for real, it was like her ass needed an exorcism.

Ray-ray was walking to pick up the scoop at Kelly Park and suddenly he had an asspression and shit himself so bad he had strip heself naked and run home painting the road like da construction crew do.

by Inter-Urbanz January 14, 2012

asaperooniedoonie

As soon as possible

Lets go on a trip asaperooniedoonie

by someguy101777 November 17, 2011

Assertisement

When one advertises their ass to everyone.

"Look Doug, Mary is bending over again! That is good assertisement."

by AlexMPiatt December 7, 2011

Asscerbate

Verb, the act of masturbating ones ass.

Man it sucked when my room mate walked in on me asscerbating. Asscerbate.

by Afjordi July 2, 2012

Asspect Ratio

The ratio of tits to ass on a woman, with the optimal ratio being 1/3 tits to 2/3 ass.

Brielle has a nice asspect ratio.

by Jack Jack Ganoush Monkey September 7, 2013

assbergman

A person who blames celebrities like legendary-actress Ingrid Bergman for encouraging and urging parents to vaccinate their children against the deadly illness Measles on a 1975 commercial from UNICEF which celebrities like Jenny McCarthy and medical scientists in the United Kingdom blame for children inheriting mental-disabilties such as Autism (ASD), Scoliosis, or even Mental-Retardation, etc:. It's become popular in 2015 and has't been since Bergman's death in 1982.

That fucking cunt Jenny McCarthy calls ALL parents assbergmans for vaccinating their kids against Measles who have Autism.

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 February 12, 2015

asperusge

adj: to describe an event or occurrence that is normal or not out of the ordinary.

Asperusge, John is running late to work.

by RogueRuler July 14, 2015