Assface Malfoy

This is what you say when you are getting your ass whooped in Harry Potter Uno.

Me, who is losing with 52 cards: Ok Assface Malfoy, it's time to stop with your abuse.
My opponent: Shut up, draw four.

by FloridaManEvolved August 11, 2023

Assfart

Someone who is a DORK Loser, who also happens to be annoying, with a fat ego, because they think they're smarter than you. And their face just reminds you of a Loud, Wet, Sloppy, Hurricane FART.

Female 1: Taylor Swift's type including herself are always total Assfart's.
Female 2: They never fail to disappoint me with their Assfart characteristics.

by averylikeableperson August 14, 2023

asscissoring

the act of scissoring with the ass cheeks (i.e. rubbing butt cracks together such that the butt cheeks nest around another's butt crack)

I'm feeling butt horny. Is anyone down for some asscissoring?

by cd_Zim September 22, 2023

Ashfiqul

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Ashfiqul the rizztraining order

by youchyyouchyyouchyyouchy11111 November 20, 2023

Assflap Dicky Douche

Jen.

Jen is an assflap dicky douche.

by PL4TYPU5 December 6, 2023

Asfi

She a really nice and kind person. And her drawings are always cute. She is really pretty and has a nice and elegant style. She is the type of person that would share most of her stuff. Asfi is a really responsible person and has nice music taste. She's the type of person who would have a lot of friends.

Girl1:OMG i saw this really pretty girl with nice style
Girl2: thats my friend Asfi!

by mi-yeah March 12, 2024

Assdiksiate

The act of asphyxiated someone’s dick when they’re giving you anal because your ass is so big.

I would give him anal, but I’m afraid his ass will assdiksiate me.

by Meatrider69385 April 1, 2025