Armstrong Lie

A lie large enough that when caught, it'll bite you in the testicle.

I just caught my brother in an Armstrong Lie while he was sleeping with my wife.

by DB Beej July 17, 2014

Armstrong-DeLorian

It is pretty much something so good that one must use two of the best words ever derived from i.e. - Tim Armstrong & the 1985 DeLorian

Man that Murphy's show was Armstrong-DeLorian, 'twas not bovo at all.

by Lunchbox January 3, 2004

Kneel Armstrong

When a human takes a kneeling position to hid their genitalia (cock, balls, and the pussy) while they empty their bladder (normally while intoxicated)

“Are there any portapotties open?”
“Nah, I'm going to take a Kneel Armstrong behind the car.”

by Lil’ Juice October 14, 2023

Jaylon Armstrong

Freaky mf. Very handsome, sexy, can be grumpy at times but all you have to do is show him some love. Kind but could be mean to you depending on if he’s comfortable enough to be mean to you in the first place. An amazing person who is very loyal and would treat you like a princess if you smother him up with love. Is a bit wack but really chill to hang and spend time with. There’s never a dull moment with a Jaylon.

Girl: I love my boyfriend! His name is Jaylon.
Girl 2: Yeah, you already told me this for the hundredth time. I do not care.
Jaylon Armstrong: I love Sian.

by Jaylonlover69 June 19, 2024

armstrong-like

define a cat or another domestic pet whose mass is greater than the mass of a black hole

your cat is very fat, armstrong-like even.

by spcrro October 7, 2025

Josh Armstrong

Josh Armstrong a great guy who is happy to put other people before him if anyone messes about with his mates he will protect and support them. He will take his friends into consideration before himself.

He’s a Josh Armstrong

by Evelyn Peach November 10, 2019

Grace Armstrong

"damn girl! You got some big tits Grace!"

"Grace Armstrong, you have some big watermelons today!"

by Grace Armstrong July 5, 2017