Toilet Flush Anxiety

The period of time when you couldn’t flush your poop down the first time, and when you couldn’t wait for the tank to fill back up again before a second attempt. Couldn’t flush - get anxious - attempt to flush - Repeat

A: WTF were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?
B: had a toilet flush anxiety. Still wouldn’t go down

by Fabulous Captain April 11, 2019

Plop Anxiety

The fear of someone hearing you poop, particularly in a public toilet

I held onto my shit until the coast was clear, my Plop Anxiety was real

by Tractorgasm April 10, 2024

Peeker's anxiety

Unable to win gun fights due to overthinking and stress in fps games

It was my fault I have peeker's anxiety

by Zenloss September 26, 2021

Tank anxiety

term used to describe the anxiety and fear felt when playing a tank class in an mmo, e.g. final fantasy xiv or world of Warcraft

friend: "come on we need you to tank"
you: "i cant bro i've got tank anxiety"

by isuckatgames October 2, 2021

molecular anxiety

(noun): the physical sensation of homelessness; the wanderlust driving the exiled, abandoned, and destitute to be constantly moving not toward a destination, but away from the particulate neuropathy of not having any place to belong physically

The depression and restlessness caused by molecular anxiety after Jan's eviction caused people to accuse her of lying about her desire to establish stability, as she felt more comfortable walking aimlessly with other homeless friends than intruding on the personal space of family.

by A Curious Becoming November 11, 2021

X-Mas AnXiety

The overwhelming feeling of anxiety that you get when the Christmas holiday celebrations are less than a week away and you are NOT ready. This means that you have way more presents to buy and not enough time and/or the funds to do so...OR...You suffer from perfectionist tendencies and no gift you buy will ever be good enough for that special loved one.

I was gonna stop by and visit, but I got a real bad case of X-mas AnXiety and had to go home and make a to do list.

by superdupersassy December 18, 2022

anxiety vicious cycle

The anxiety that is paradoxically caused by your fears about the return of your anxiety

I tried to relax, but the anxiety vicious cycle kicked in again; worrying about my anxiety just made it worse!

by Emotional Cruiser November 18, 2025