A Communist Russian spy who enjoys offensive memes from 9gag and often has spasms when in Boston. An Andrew has tendencies to stare up at the ceiling and forget how to call on a phone. He is very talented in sportsball and tennis. He will also tend to eat road salt and erasers. When Andrew is at a park he will find there lake, air on a rock in the middle of it, and find imaginary turtles. Andrew is one of the shortest people you will meet but is not the shortest that’s is a Sam. He is the perfect size to throw out a window. He can not say babadook but will try anyways. An Andrew appears innocent until you unlock the dark side in him. Once you unlock you can never put it back. No matter how much you want to. He is a sinner and a Soviet turtle. Make sure to give him some skin, but no to much skin. He also loves himself some good old creamy tea.
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