Anal-anus

The quintessential anal orifice. Located directly in the center of the human ass, this location is purely theoretical but can be localized using Computed Tomography (CT).

Ow, I think my anal-anus is acting up again, better take some aspirin.

by Mr. Friend 2 September 26, 2009

anal conflagration

a mythical occurrence in which one's anus spontaneously combusts, and the fire refuses to go out.

I hope you get anal conflagration!!!!

by diabolicalfritz November 13, 2009

Anal Monday

It's the end of the weekend and the begining of a long redundant week, a reminder that Mondays are a pain in the ass

Or the one day of the week you will let your boyfriend act out his one fantasy

Girl1-Mondays are a pain in the ass
Girl2-That's why I call them Anal Monday

by Bouvier89 January 3, 2010

Anal occulitus

An unknown illness that translates to "When you can't see your ass going to work" Used to call in sick to your job when you have already exhausted every other excuse.

Sorry I can't come to work today, I have an extreme case of Anal Occulitus and the doctor says it's contagious.

by MuffCPA November 7, 2011

Anal Smore

When a male or female or tranny has a poop coming out of their anus and a male inserts his penis into the poopy anus while ejaculating. Therefore making an anal smore.

Graham crackers optional.

Bro, I totally anal smored that girl last night.

by MILFHUNTER92 October 19, 2012

anal lockdown

The thing that happens to a woman the day she gets married.

Carla used to let me give her rim-jobs and fuck her in the ass after a few mojitos. Ever since we got married she's been on anal lockdown.

by bmdbmdb January 13, 2014

anal slug

anal slug: the unwanted fingering of an asshole(it may be durring sex or to another person at random) it can happen to a man or woman.

Yo bro I gave my girl the anal slug last night she freaked out

by Blowj July 21, 2014