Alyssa

Alyssa is a weird person and fights over little things like who's pencil she has.Shes really pretty and is the kid at school with loaded perents so she has really nice clothes.

Alyssa your a butthole.

by Weird buttface May 19, 2019

Alyssa

She gives really good top and she has amazing legs😏 and she Has a long neck and deep throat and she loves dick and her daddy is named daddy doobear😂

Daddy doobear: L.N.D.T?
Alyssa:yarkkkkk

by anonymous May 15, 2018

Alyssa

The true demon, her cold heart will make you run for your mom. She can game and that gives her her dark skills, her treats will send chills down your spine.

man1: ALYSSA IS OUT TO GET ME

man2: can't help you I'm outta here

by Alyssa_the_DEMON April 23, 2019

Alyssa

a dork. that’s pretty much it.

“hey it’s alyssa”
“the dork?”
“yeah”

by totallyNotAlexdontLookno October 25, 2019

Alyssa

Can be very self-centered at times, but also a very intelligent individual. She can disagree with your opinion most all times, but pushing all of that aside she is genuinely a kind hearted person and friend.

Alyssa always disagrees with others

by Honesty is key April 4, 2017

Alyssa

IF you ever find a girl named Alyssa she will probably be really crazy AND ANNOYING, but in the end she is nice and funny. She is very hopeless though. SHE LIKES any boy thats fat and is named Demonie. She has a strict mother and lives maybe in an apartment. She loves cheeries. Pancakes. DupA CHang, Pizza, and other stuff. AND HATES BROCOLI AND ANIMALS AND

Alyssa: IAM AWESOMMME
Some other person. okayyy...
Alyssa: SHA KAAAAAAA

by Gertrude Anonymous November 7, 2018

Alyssa

A girl that will definitely give you a headache. Alyssas can be pretty fun but their personalities can be too much at times. They think too highly of themselves and give themselves credit to feel better. Alyssas aren’t the best looking either and have a masculine look to them. They simply think they’re better than everyone else and try to show off too much which can lead to friends not wanting to talk to them. Alyssas claim to be good friends but their listening skills aren’t the best and are often judgmental. She can be fun to date but she’s definitely not marriage material due to commitment issues and isn’t someone you really want to deal with for the rest of your life.

“Have you seen Alyssa?”

“Yeah, she’s over there bragging about herself.”

“Ah, that’s Alyssa alright.”

by JamesG87 May 30, 2018