Alyssa, also known as Alisha, Alice, or Alissa, is a short little man. He hates exercising, is a militant atheist, and almost always is a pyromaniac. He repels the ladies, and is ALWAYS the "K" in Kiss, Marry, Kill. He is very chubby, but not cute-chubby. He is the one who goes to prom with his mom because no girl likes him. Alyssa acts much like a valley girl, although he is a male from Vietnam. He is EXTREMELY short, and wears a cape for some reason. If you meet an Alyssa, stay far away from him.
DeShaniqita: Okay, Betty, let's play Kiss, Marry Kill!
Betty: OK! You go first: Chris, Jamalar, Alyssa.
DeShaniqita: That's easy! Kiss Jamalar, Marry Chris, and kill Alyssa!
Betty: Yeah. He took his mom to prom! And he's SOOOOO short!
Betty: OK! You go first: Chris, Jamalar, Alyssa.
DeShaniqita: That's easy! Kiss Jamalar, Marry Chris, and kill Alyssa!
Betty: Yeah. He took his mom to prom! And he's SOOOOO short!
by billthelilchillpill July 14, 2018