Allosaurus pr0n

Pr0n featuring one or more allosaurus. WARNING: may cause EXTREME ORGASM!

mmm... Allosaurus pr0n... *spl00ges*

by PhuckYou September 23, 2003

Almost Blowjob

When you're sure that you're about to get a blowjob, but then events out of your control cockblock you.

"Dawg, i almost got a blowjob last night"
"What?"
"Yeah, this girl was for sure going to give me a blowjob, but then her boyfriend called her. He was waiting outside to pick her up. I got an almost blowjob."

by TimBayBe December 13, 2009

You almost thirty!

Meaning you know better than that. You are too old to be doing something stupid.

Her: I like to wear pigtails and barrettes in my hair.
Him: You almost thirty! Come on now!

by Bell07 February 3, 2008

aljosa

Hella gay man

that aljosa is hella gay

by Lmaodespacito August 8, 2018

almond joy

A situation in which a man's testicles might shift to a position that is very uncomfortable and requires adjusting.

Rick totally forgot how deep my car seats were the other day and gave himself an almond joy.

by destructoid user February 25, 2008

Aldosexual

alcoholic hooker

that aldosexual is such a whore

by emolesbica July 26, 2009

I'm almost there

I'm almost there is what a guy tells his jack-off squire when he almost reaches the point of no return while being jacked off.

Matt always says "I'm almost there" when he's about to blow his load when I'm jacking him off!

by USAF Cadet July 30, 2021