acton

a smallish town in Eastern Mass that shares a school with another small town called boxborough, which is even smaller. adjacent to acton is the town of concord. these towns have much in common. both share a school with a much smaller town (carlisle, boxborough). All four towns are quite wealthy on average. In acton, they like to make rude comments about how bad concord/carlisle high school is, in terms of spoiledness and sketchyness. What they don't realize is that they are pointing out faults that exist in their own school as well. They also like to shove their sports teams in our face. However, the only team they have that beats C-C regularly is their football team, and they are regularly embarrassed in a number of other sports.

"Did you see that acton kid who posted that description of C-C on urban dictionary?"

"Yeah, what an idiot. He must not have thought that one out. There are just as many luxury cars in AB's parking lot."

by anonymous August 20, 2005

Accordionate

Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.
Folding a map as if you were playing the accordion (a box-shaped musical instrument of the bellows-driven free-reed aerophone family, sometimes referred to as a squeezebox.)

A: "How do you always manage to get to your precise point of destination when driving in a foreign city?"

B: "I thinks that is because I accordionate very well."

by rperazag August 5, 2010

acton

A dong-licking, sac-sucking, ass-eating, vagina-hating, Chronicle's of Narnia-watching, JT-loving faggot.

Don't touch my balls, you fucking acton

by Ord shop May 17, 2008

acorn

A superior computer company from the early nineties which unfortunately went out of business. Their graphical abilities were far greater than any other computer of the time.

If acorn still made computers, they would own all others.

by Oil Slick October 6, 2005

acorn syndrome

When someone is born withought a shaft and only a head, resembling an acorn.

I feel bad for Tommy, he has acorn syndrome

by Tickels55 March 10, 2009

Acton, MA

a boring pointless town with nothing to do. Everyones rich and they hate CC (Concord-Carlisle) and are always critizing them when they don't even notice that Concord and Acton are almost exactly the same. The only difference is that Acton has way more druggies and drug deals go on daily behind the bowladrome. A dark sketchy place where you feel like you are gonna get raped or kidnapped.

P.S. we believe u cant spell loser without LS standing for Lincoln Sudbury.

Example 1: Who's that gay kid. "He's from Concord"

Example 2: Who's that awesome kid? "He's from Acton, MA"

by dsfghrjhfgdg November 27, 2009

douchebag-accordion

bagpipes

my scottish neighbor insists on playing the douchebag-accordion at 6 am

by mitchbeard February 6, 2010