absent-minded 

so lost in thought that one does not realize what one is doing, what is happening, etc.; preoccupied to the extent of being unaware of one's immediate surroundings.

I tried to call out to him but he didn't hear me. He wasn't paying attention. He is absent-minded

absent-minded by Snowbaby January 8, 2014

Abusraj 

A guy with big eyebrows and even bigger heart

Damn I see eyebrows moving.... that must be Abusraj

Abusraj by Tris101 April 2, 2021

abuget 

How most ppl around the world pronounce the word Hadouken that Ryu/Ken said before the Internet actually became popular and introduced the proper way to pronounce it.

Dud I was trying to abuget that guy, but he oryuket me. I lost to him cuz oryuket is stronger than abuget. I was pissed so in response i jabjabjabbugen him.

abuget by why do u wanna know my name? February 24, 2009

lol abuser 

Someone who uses lol not only too much in a conversation, but is most likely NOT laughing out loud at what was previously said. Not only is this person an abuser of an already retarded term, but they are a liar. Hit them.

Vladimir: I'm really confused with this hw.
Eric: lol
Vladimir: Why is that funny? I really am confused.
Eric: I'm not laughing lol
Vladimir: Why are you using lol then?
Eric: lol
Vladimir: You are a lol abuser and I loathe you, no lol. I will kill you dead.

lol abuser by KanonDface January 20, 2009

Shat-in-absentia 

The punitive act of 'leaving-behind' a large, commode-filling mass of fecal material that, through time, evaporation and vacancy creates an extremely unpleasant next-occupant arrival surprise; especially useful for time-share condos, infrequently accessed guest homes and seasonal-use facilities.

I'll never again be the first to enter THAT condo...the last renters shat-in-absentia. When I opened the door it was like being punched in the face by a shit-bag fist. Nas-T....

Shat-in-absentia by YAWA August 21, 2016

Abusive illiterate 

An abusive illiterate is a very low life stage of human or know as a Rowan Cuntingham who think being abusive to women while in a relationship or abusing a child the ages of and between 10-17 years old is a perfectly fine thing to do then after a week play it off as if nothing happened. While on the illiterate behalf is on the lower brain ability to the point of not being able to read a 2 page babybook with no words or write the simplest of words such as him ,her, the, it and so on. An abusive illiterate is not a person you will or would ever want to involve yourself with.

"Tim: That Rowan hit her and her son and played it off as If it was nothing"

"Jack: i know and all because he was jealous that they could spell They and he couldn't"

Abusive illiterate

Abusive illiterate by Dill_dough November 1, 2020

Abosede 

A name commonly used by Nigerians.
Being born on a Sunday.

Why did your parents name you Abosede?
Because I was born on a Sunday.

Abosede by Aboa July 28, 2012