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Aaron

Aaronnewmans are very deadly and greatly depressing things, They are attracted to "Scene chicks" with long multicolored hair, Brace faces, And major eyeliner wearers. (much like the appearance of a Aaronnewman. They love to bestow the "Wet blanket'' effect on people with there over dramatic acts and there angry vows of silence. Aaronnewmans favorite activity would have to be the art of breeding as a Aaronnewman is always looking for a new mate. One of a Aaronnewmans defense techniques would have to be the cry and wish for death maneuver were one cries and rights on there facebook posting Bring me the horizon lyrics that talk of dealt. All in all STAY CLEAR OF ALL POSSIBLE SIGHS OF AARONNEWMANS OR ELSE BE TURNED SCENE
KIM: Omg Trisha! Why is he staring at me and not saying a thing?
TRISHA: O dont worry hes a Aaronnewman.
KiM: O ok that exsplains everything.
by yourmom1026 June 5, 2011
mugGet the Aaronmug.

Aaron

Gay.
Aaron is the gayest gay that has ever gayed.
Aaron is gay.
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aaron

an absolute real operation necessary; usually for a new face due to the growth of jelly like substance and several types fungus on it; in a shape not dissimilar to tan lines acquired on a skiing trip or excessive wearing of sunglasses in sunny weather.
In less common cases, it refers to other parts of the body, in literal and metaphorical senses, such as "grow taller", or "grow some balls".
Deary me, you need an aaron, you have no backbone.
by taneous February 24, 2009
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Aaron

You are such Aaron
by Dsngxjjwkxk March 7, 2017
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Aaron

by souper February 12, 2017
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Aaron

Fat Stupid ass,retard ass pothead.gets no pussy.wants to fuck his cousin.
Jeff you're acting like an Aaron
by JakeAndBAke1998-2014 March 13, 2017
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aaron

a chumodbelimicturdburger who will play for fun when he beats oscars gamer score
aaron cow
by angus munro October 8, 2008
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