Can't be assed

Can't be bothered to get up.

Asznee: Let's go see mum.

Shaq: Nah man can't be assed

by SkrrtNoura November 30, 2017

Asjed

He thinks very highly of himself but in reality he's just an ass...Ass-jed. You may also refer to him as "Awww Shit" He's thinks he can gets girls but you are gravely mistaken

Asjed

by WhyAreYouSoSteven May 26, 2017

asketit

The word that the rapper Lil pump uses all the dang time

I like food asketit

by Tylain May 9, 2018

hot assed be-atch

means the hottest, most stunningly georgous guy ever.

"That Jude law is one hot assed be-atch!"

by hannah February 8, 2005

assed

Cashed, or depleted, typically in reference to marijuana.

This bowl is assed, man.

by KorbenD February 28, 2005

Tight Assed

When everyone keeps good/fun things to do on the down low, such as a good house party.

Theres never anything to do cause everyone around here is so tight assed all the time

by pctvguy March 16, 2008

askewer

To go wrong in such a way that is not entirely ironic or different from the origin, but rather a slight deviation from what was expected.

His expectations not met,
yet his hopes kept alive,
the night went askewer for Tom
but he would survive.

by Tommy April 29, 2005